Hey! Did you realize that in SSBM, back in December, before Square returned to Nintendo, one of Peach's moves is when she whacks you with a frying pan? It's a rare move to pull off, since it's done with the C Stick, and most often, that's the zoom button, but in VS mode, C to the left or right is either Peach smacking you with a golf club, tennis racket, or frying pan!
"Sure, most Nintendo fans remain hopeful, because this is essentially a pre-requisite for being a Nintendo fan, but I personally have had enough. This company seems to hate its consumers. It doesn''t even know who the hell they are. We are not a bunch of idiot kids who want 10-hours in Miyamoto''s garden marvelling at how detailed the textures are on some giant tincan. We want ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES! Of course, Nintendo are too high on themselves to realize this."