Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 680151 times)

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #270 on:** September 07, 2002, 10:58:21 AM »

*runs into bar sweating like a pig* well it was tuff, bloopers were all around me, those annoying duck bill thingies just wouldnt stop throwing me, but i did it, i beat SMS! yes i know its too soon to do that, i got the game about 2 weeks ago, but hey, wut can i say, im good. throw me over another root beer, would you please?

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #271 on:** September 07, 2002, 11:00:04 AM »

*runs into bar sweating like a pig* well it was tuff, bloopers were all around me, those annoying duck bill thingies just wouldnt stop throwing me, but i did it, i beat SMS! yes i know its too soon to do that, i got the game about 2 weeks ago, but hey, wut can i say, im good. throw me over another root beer, would you please?

MadMario · « **Reply #272 on:** September 07, 2002, 11:12:40 AM »

I still don't have SMS.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #273 on:** September 07, 2002, 05:04:01 PM »

*floats like a paper off of Videogame vending machine* *sticks finger in mouth* FWOOOP *reinflates* Well Madmario, dont feel alone, because I dont have SMS yet either *looks at the machine* HEY WAIT A MINUTE LOOK IT HAS SMS!! WOO AND ITS ONLY 25 cents WOOO *Inserts quarter* FINALLY *runs out of bar, yelling "ITS MINE ALL MINE FINNALLY WOOO*

It''s a me Marionut#1

Insane Steve · « **Reply #274 on:** September 07, 2002, 07:25:46 PM »

I don't have nor ever will get SMS.

I haven't had a drink for a while... I think I'll try something different ... I'll take a White Russian... oh wait, I HATE milk. N\M, the usual please.

I see you got a new slot machine... Wonder what happened to the old one...

I am the Diet Cola of forum cynics: Just one calorie; not enough...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #275 on:** September 07, 2002, 08:15:52 PM »

OH MAN!! It's chewing on the other side of the bar!
Why don't you want to play SMS? It's insanely good.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

*~*Stealth-LinK*~* · « **Reply #276 on:** September 07, 2002, 09:10:15 PM »

Yoshi Girl, the love tester machine is broken!
IT CALLED ME A COLDFISH EVEN THOUGH IM A CASANOVA!

Anyway, id like a cranberry Schnapp's.

Come back here chupperson!
THOSE ARE MY QUARTERS!!!!!!

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MadMario · « **Reply #277 on:** September 08, 2002, 04:43:13 PM »

*Is tapping a gold ring with no decorations on the bar table*

Okay, I'll have another KeroKeroKola please.

Any idea when the next taxi is coming? *notices a Warp Pipe with a touch screen in the corner of the bar* Um, nevermind!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #278 on:** September 08, 2002, 07:29:29 PM »

MadMario, why aren't you invisible?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #279 on:** September 10, 2002, 01:39:51 PM »

ok looks like everyone needs a boost in there excitment so lets all get up and do the mario!!! swing your arms from side to side, c'mon its time to go do the mario take one step and then again, let's do the mario all together now!!! c'mon now. Just like that!!!! whew that was fun!

MadMario · « **Reply #280 on:** September 10, 2002, 04:24:56 PM »

There are two reasons I'm not invisible:

1. I'm not wearing the ring.

2. It's not the One Ring.

<meanwhile at the Cracks of Doom>

Frodo: Sam! Did you take the Ring?

Sam: No, I didn't Master Frodo!

<back inside the Mario Bar>

Wait, hold on! *puts on the ring* Am I invisible?

Yoshi Girl: Where'd MadMario go?

*takes off ring* Oh crap! It IS the Ruling Ring! *runs to Warp Pipe* Take me to Mordor, FAST! *jumps in, a few minutes later he jumps back out*

Geez! That was close! I nearly fell into the Cracks of Doom! Good thing I had my good ol' Wing Cap!

Anyway, since Sauron is gone and the One Ring is destroyed, let's party!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #281 on:** September 10, 2002, 06:20:14 PM »

Umm... hey, wait a minute! How'd you get that anyway? Last time I checked, Frodo still had it... on the Battle of Armies, anyway. You better not be using the bar as an excuse to try and beat us.

And what quarters?! I didn't take your quarters!!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #282 on:** September 10, 2002, 06:22:32 PM »

Oh, and another thing! He never calls him "Master Frodo"! He calls him "Mister Frodo"!! Please, out of respect for the story, get your facts straight!

Gimme a glass o' melted glass juice!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Insane Steve · « **Reply #283 on:** September 10, 2002, 06:30:06 PM »

I wish to remain neutral on all aspects of this LOTR stuff...

And where's my drink? *drool* ... Crap, I just lost about 20 coins in da slot machine, ah well *pulls lever*

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.

The Big Boo · « **Reply #284 on:** September 10, 2002, 06:35:56 PM »

(walks into the room, yawning)
Ahhh, who knew that a toilet seat would make such a great pillow? Hey, is that pizza still here?