This is a work of fiction, any references to real situations or people living or dead is purely coincidental. Most everything here is true in the sense that it recounts actual events, but hardly any of the conversations recounted here are true. There are conversations that I could have had, or that I had in retrospect, or that I imagined having while dreaming. Say you were describing someone, and you wanted to say they had black hair, but instead of saying black you said their hair had the texture of crow’s feathers. Now no one would accuse you of being dishonest about the hair, even though they obviously don’t have hair with the consistency of crow’s feathers. So when you read a piece of dialogue here remember that it has the consistency of crow’s feathers.
Black Mage - Not to be confused with the White Mage.
Bluto - The bloted last planet.
CashCrazed - Kode Kiddie - Knows more about the board than me.
CharginChuck - Football, not soccer.
Chupperson Weird - Cornstarch Water - Add Crystal. heh.
Dairy King - Lactose tolerant. Webpage update?
DavidDayton - Edit This!
Deezer - Dan Dan - ASP?
Dr. Mario - *cough* *cough*
Fifth - Better than Sixth
frostbite - Quotes R Us
gamemaster79 - What happened to 1 through 78?
gunblade88 - Ditto?
Hirocon - Where?
Insane Steve - Here's some Ritalin.
Jman - Sorry, Iman died.
Lizard Dude - How's that HTML think work again.
LORD_DUKE - Oh no, the dreaded CAPLOCKED Duke.
Luigison - You mean that old guy is still here.
Maestro - Mario Music Master. We have a winner.
marioguy - Wants to do it with...
Mario Maniac - Not you TWO.
Mario Master - As opposed to the Mario Loser.
Marionut#1 - Password - MARIO
nintendoexpert89 - Why is six scared of seven?
Pasta fan - That would make a mess.
Pink King Boo - AAaaaahhhhhh!!!! - I thought I saw a ghost.
Sapphira - Grrls, keep your boyfriends away from this one.
Screech - Saved by the bell?
Shawne20 - Why all the numbers?
*~*Stealth-LinK*~* Sorry, I didn't see you. Here's your other *
Todd Begin - Begin what?
The Big Boo - AAaaaahhhhhh!!!! - I thought I saw another ghost.
uvg - ho doe yuo spel thet?
waluigifan2001 - Not to be confused with all the other waluigifans.
Watoad - Worry Toad - Will not give you worts
Wheel_kirby - Oh no, the html devil is back.
Yoshizu - Better than San Diago. They have all the Yoshis.