Suddenly, before everybody's eyes, there was a post with more than one sentence, so they called a robot powered by a Twin Turbo-9000 SP5 Kung-Fu Titanium/Lithium Alloy Processor, which was built into a virtually indestructible Flexo-Growmonic endoskeleton that had the power to punch through cinder blocks, crush steel in its vice-like grip and plow mercilessly through poorly written run-on sentences, while also being capable of slicing bagels.