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General Chat / how old are you guys?
« on: July 30, 2005, 10:17:01 AM »
I've been a member in this website for about 5 days now and I want to know how old are the people I'm chattinng with. I don't know when to talk with terms from 5th grade 6th grade 7th 8th? what?

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Forum Games / Mario's puke fest.
« on: July 30, 2005, 07:30:25 AM »
One day Luigi, toad, wario, waluigi,D.K, and Bowser where at Mario's party when they ate cake that wario secretly put in medicine for fat people who wants to have  bulimia (so the pills make you throw up) and wario was stupid enough to eat the cake with them. so after the first bite after everyone swallowed the cake wario threw up on the cake then Mario was about to say how gross it was but mario threw up on luigi "hey!" said luigi then threw up on mario. Bowser lifted his head up and his barf came out the same way his fire does so it rained all over everyone. Waluigi threw up then got all wrinkley and died because he was too skinny. then Toad and D.k threw up at the same time.

  1 hour later...

  Wario was the size of mario, and everyone else was really skinny and waluigi was of corse dead and everyone found out it was wario's fault so they all threw up on him

           THE END

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Forum Games / add one sentence
« on: July 30, 2005, 07:11:18 AM »
One day Mario sat down and read the newspaper.

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Forum Games / Luigi's match part 3
« on: July 29, 2005, 08:37:15 AM »
Mario and luigi where chained to the wall. Luigi looked at mario then the creature. they wore the same thing "do you two secretly spend alot of time together behind my back?" said Luigi then shuddered to the thought of mario and that reptile walking down the beach together licking ice-cream. "if you boneheads are done, my name is Bob a-" Bob started, but mario and luigi where laughing "Bob? what kind of reptile name is that?" Mario laughed "yeah" laughed luigi "Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Bob "or I will devour your brains sooner!" "man" said Mario "this is worse than the time my cousin George was on a burger king comercial" (it shows george waking up next to the king) "oh god" said George as he had a heart attack. then George layed there on the floor "uhhh... yeah" said the king.
then mario and luigi busted out of the dollar store chains and got into a two on one brawl then luigi kicked Bob in the face as hard as he could. Bob was so mad his fist turned into a spike fist and was about to kill luigi but Mario jumped in front of luigi and said "noooooooooooooooooo!!!!" in a very low voice and bob caught mario with a right hook to the face and just remember Bobs fist was made of spikes. "Mario!"  yelled Luigi and ran to mario, Mario died. Luigi looked down at his messed up face and a tear rolled down his eye "I'll avenge you Mario. I will!!!!!!!" Luigi looked at Bob as he started to laugh "you stupid gay crap machine!! I'll kill you!!!" then Luigi ran up to Bob and punched him dead in the face. Bob grabbed Luigi by the neck and slammed him on the ground. Luigi upper cutted Bob and while Bob was in the air Luigi jumped up and did a round house kick which sent Bob flieing to the ground. Bob got up and grabbed Luigi's leg and pulled back and then Luigi fell to the ground Luigi couldn't move. "you should've known not to fight me Luigi" said Bob. "ha ha ha" then Bob turned around and luigi kicked Bob in the back and Bob's spike fist was stuck to the ground. Luigi stood in front of Bob and kicked his free spike fist off "ahhh!!!" said Bob "it's one thing to chain me to the wall" said Luigi "and it's another thing to kill my brother" then Luigi  then he kicked bob out of the ground and bob flew back and the back of bob's head landed on the loose spike fist. bob was dead "it's over" said Luigi

                    ***

It's has been a year after Mario's death and all of mushroom kingdom still mourns over their loss  of their great hero but the mushroom kingdom does not get disturbed ever again and Mario can rest in peace

              THE END  

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Forum Games / Luigi's match part 2
« on: July 28, 2005, 02:57:00 PM »
Luigi began to chase the figure but it was way too fast. he ran for about an hour when he plopped down on the ground when he felt a really hard thing hit him in the head and then he went out cold. Luigi wolk up the next day in a cold dark place with only one light and soon enough he figured out he was chained to the wall. The figure stepped over to luigi. "man" said luigi "you must be poor" then luigi saw two beams of red light that seemed to form eyes. the figure stepped into the light and it looked like Mario in a reptile form with a tentical on his back and glowing red eyes "ha ha ha" it laughed "not so fast!" yelled mario as he busted in wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses with a coconut filled with a drink "you may have captured Luigi but no one can ever catch mario!"

                1 second later...


        Mario was chained to the wall "crap" said mario

          To be continued (again)

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Site Discussion / This website kicks butt
« on: July 28, 2005, 12:17:44 PM »
Man I love this website! you can interact with other people, get info on mario, write storys,get cheat codes, and alot more. this is a great website for mario fans and it's easy to register, do you agree?

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General Chat / !
« on: July 28, 2005, 06:40:04 AM »
When you read a responce or story from me look at the name. if it has a "!" next to it that means I'm peaceful now because when I was about to write a peace letter I lost my password. So I got a new password and screen name and got down to writing it.

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The White Mushroom House / super nintendo
« on: July 27, 2005, 08:53:15 PM »
Anywhere I can get a super nintendo, that system is cool.

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Forum Games / I'm making peace now
« on: July 27, 2005, 08:45:50 PM »
Okay I'm back but I'm making peace with everyone. Paper luigi I missunderstood your responce on my rap. Markio I thought your signature was dissing me plus back then I didn't know that was your signature. Glorb... uhhhhh... hi? well I registered on to talk about mario and make friends not enemys so lets all shake hands on this, delete all of our fight messages (I can't because I forgot my password  for my other 2 names. but I wrote my new password down this time) and forget this ever happened, Deal? respond back.  

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Forum Games / Luigi's Match pt.1
« on: July 27, 2005, 08:21:16 AM »
In Brooklyn NY, a hero in blue overalls and a green shirt and hat waits for something to come up because he has nothing to do. His brother Mario was on vacation. He looks outside and sees the same things: cars, pedestrians... just every day things on brooklyn streets. But something unusual was going on... a crowd of people were surrounding a local store and an ambulance was parked outside. The owner was severly slaughtered. He went home and decided to set a trap for burgalers because life of a hero can get you many enemies.
At midnight Luigi was peacefully sleeping when his wall fell down. He looks up and sees a large shilouette.
"Hey-a I just-a cleaned the place! What is-a wrong with you!" Luigi yawned
Bowser stepped in a light coming from a street lamp.
He was terrible looking: His spiked shell was cracked and almost falling off, his head had just patches of hair, a horn was broken and he was burned head to toe.
"I... Need... Your... Help..." Bowser gasped and fell on the floor with a crash.
Luigi had no affection for King Koopa's death so he stuffed him in the neighbor's dumpster. He turned to his house when he heard a crash. He runs to his home and a character was in his living room. Luigi saw a man about mario's size and wearing a hat Mario wears.
"Mario! I thought you were-" His words were cut off because a tentacle like object came out of Mario's back. Luigi ran to the kitchen as the tentacle chased him in.
"You're not Mario!" Luigi exclaims as he grabbed the toaster and jammed the tentacle in. A shock went through to the monster and now Luigi had his full attention. It let out a roar and dived for Luigi. The plumber was very nimble and dodged every attack eaisily. But it went for his legs this time. Luigi was used to Mushroom Kingdom or Bowser's castle so he jumped and crashed his head against the low celing. Luigi let out a yell because he tried to jump as high as possible. The false Mario whipped him toward the refridgerator which knocked Luigi out. The monster went into the supply room and grabbed mushrooms, fire flowers, and most of the Mario Brothers' equipment and left.
Later in the morning he woke up and looked around.
"uhhhhgh, dis place is a disaster." He looks down and a stone sat in front of him. But then he realized that it was a horn from Bowser's throne and realized that it was there.
"Dis is-a not done."

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Mario Chat / Super Mario Bros.1 (rap)
« on: July 26, 2005, 08:01:08 AM »
Martini's in the chat room provin the best/ my boy mario's comin for bowser to save the princess/ goin thru pipes, gettin money like a G/ light up the game with his brother dressed in green/ grab a fire flower burn piranah plants and goombas/ get a star and move fast like pumas/ 8 castles to go to and 7 servants to save/ forget them go thru a warp pipe and finish the game/ bounce off of hammer bros. dodge bowser's fire breath/ droppin the flag on a pole like an abused pet/ behind King Koopa an axe is what you'll find/ cut the bridge down or burn him and Peach is mine/
     

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Mario Chat / Mario or Luigi?
« on: July 25, 2005, 02:19:11 PM »
everyone who reads this tell me who you like better Mario or Luigi? I like Mario but you don't have to say mario if you like Luigi I won't mind at all.

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General Chat / Rochester
« on: July 25, 2005, 11:30:53 AM »
Why is it that nobody thinks of Rochester,because it has the highest crime rate in New York state, or it has no big ammusement parks just seabreeze. I am from Rochester born and raised for more than a decade and find this place to be pretty cool

Quote from the Simpsons:

Lisa singing a song made by homer:"It's a town where nobody stinks... except Flanders"

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Mario Chat / What if Mario's name was Bob?
« on: July 25, 2005, 09:48:56 AM »
It would be funny if mario's name is Bob because the characters are Luigi,Peach,Toad, Bowser, Donkey Kong,and Bob. also the games will be the Bob brothers.

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Mario Chat / Mario 4 life
« on: July 25, 2005, 09:31:56 AM »
         I miss the old Mario games. I'm a huge fanatic of Mario. I dont know but I ask anyone who reads this who do you like better,mario or sonic?(I like mario better)

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