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edward1978

  • Agent, US Department of the Redundancy Department
« on: September 11, 2013, 12:47:32 PM »
The Chef posts the most degrading and insulting replies I have ever seen on any message board.  I want The Chef permanetly banned for his downright degrading and insulting replies to my threads.  Either The Chef goes or I go, and are there any other Mario message boards besides this one.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 01:02:16 PM »
You do know The Chef is a mod here, right?

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 02:06:10 PM »
I didn't pay much attention to what happened previously, but after seeing edward1978's latest post in the 'Will there ever be a new Super Mario cartoon?' thread, I'd say he has topped Chef in his alleged title of 'most degrading and insulting replies'.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE CHEF, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST, INSULTING AND THE MOST STUPIDEST ******* IN THE WORLD!!!  I WANT YOU GONE FROM THIS BOARD FOREVER!!!  I WANT A NEW MARIO CARTOON SO BADLY, AND IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MARIO GETTING A NEW CARTOON, GO INSULT SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE YOU ARE GARBAGE THE CHEF!!!  MARIO WILL GET A NEW CARTOON IF I HAVE TO GIVE MARIO ONE MYSELF, AND IF I HAVE TO TAKE THE NINTENDO EXECUTIVES HOSTAGE IN ORDER TO GET A NEW MARIO CARTOON, I WILL.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 02:39:17 PM »
I lock two pointless threads, tell him what's wrong with his assumptions, he's threatening to "take the Nintendo executives hostage", but he wants me banned.

This is bad comedy.

« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 03:18:06 PM »
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are there any other Mario message boards besides this one.

No.

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This is bad comedy.

Best read in Leonard Nimoy's voice.

edward1978

  • Agent, US Department of the Redundancy Department
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 03:49:52 PM »
How in the name of God did an insulting poor excuse for a poster like The Chef get to be a moderator?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 03:57:30 PM »
By being one of the few people in this community who cares about Mario games.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 04:05:49 PM »
Or about TMK at all for that matter.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 08:27:04 PM »
That's weird, I became a mod by going to my computer's main hard drive, going into the "windows" folder and deleting system32
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 08:36:57 PM »
(Shh, don't tell him our secret!)

« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2013, 07:31:16 AM »
Guys, it's clearly the Colonel returned. Why he keeps coming back is anybody's guess..
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2013, 08:10:22 AM »
I believed that for a second and felt like how none of the adults ever believe that this guy is Count Olaf in disguise until it's too late, but the real first Colonel KR account posted in his thread.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2013, 02:37:53 PM »
I believed that for a second and felt like how none of the adults ever believe that this guy is Count Olaf in disguise until it's too late, but the real first Colonel KR account posted in his thread.
Can't you see IP addresses? Try checking them and clear this up for once and for all.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2013, 03:24:32 PM »
Can't you see IP addresses? Try checking them and clear this up for once and for all.
It's a different service provider at a different location. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2013, 07:13:58 PM »
It's nowhere near impossible to get those changed though. But if Colonel had the foresight to have an alternate account, before his first account got banned, and made more than one return account without using up the alternate, JUST to make it seem like the alternate wasn't him... I'd retract all but only one thing I ever said about him, and that one thing would be that he is crazy.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2013, 07:56:21 PM »
It's nowhere near impossible to get those changed though. But if Colonel had the foresight to have an alternate account, before his first account got banned, and made more than one return account without using up the alternate, JUST to make it seem like the alternate wasn't him... I'd retract all but only one thing I ever said about him, and that one thing would be that he is crazy.
He'd also need to move, change ISPs and get a new computer.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2013, 11:30:29 PM »
Colonel can at least form a coherent sentence. This guy is definitely not him.

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2013, 12:26:55 AM »
Oh, don't exaggerate. They seem equally lost in their own, unique obsessions, but despite the odd run-on and mismatched clause, we haven't reached incoherence yet.

edward1978

  • Agent, US Department of the Redundancy Department
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2013, 11:30:43 AM »
You think I'm kidding about wanting The Chef permanently banned, check out what he posted about me in the thread titled: Will Mario ever appear at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2013, 12:46:50 PM »
Okay I'm doing it right now



And it is done
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2013, 03:00:16 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2013, 05:00:59 PM »
I can't wait to get my four fax machines (including the one for the closet, of course) in a couple years.
I'm a horrible person.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2013, 10:13:56 AM »
Seeing as The Chef is still not banned, I guess you could say that BP's response was not trufax.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2013, 02:54:52 PM »
Am I Evil?

     I want to make a new thread titled: 
          I want The Chef banned! :)

Yes, I am. 

BTW, I'm using the lyrics from the White Lion song, not the Diamond Head song covered by Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, and Megadeath.  qsADLc_T1so  Also, COWBELL!
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2013, 02:56:31 PM »
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2013, 03:01:51 PM »
Nope.  It's not even 5 PM here yet. 

Actually, the song came up on my rotation when I noticed :( in the title and considered how the song kinda fit the thread. 

Oops.  It's 5 PM now.  Still, nope. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2013, 04:12:54 PM »
My only question is how this is lasting longer than certain other threads about banning The CHef

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2013, 05:09:38 PM »
Maybe its because his was one big post while this one is a bunch of little posts so it evens out? I dunno.

« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2013, 08:43:29 PM »
There are a surprising amount of threads about wanting The Chef banned. What in the heck
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2013, 08:53:27 PM »
I guess 2 is a pretty big number. :P

« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2013, 10:09:09 AM »
Oh. heh.. I thought more people hated you I thought there were more.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2013, 03:30:29 PM »
I think you may be confused by the fact that the few that hate him tend to say it loudly and repeatedly.  The Colon.  <-- Not a typo. 

It seems to me that The Chef tends to deal with things in a short and public fashion.  He also seems to egg it own a little sometimes.  (I tend to send detailed PMs, but am not saying that my way is better.  Sometimes a public example is needed.) 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 03:48:09 PM »
The number of people who have said a loud that they hate The Chef probably has confused me. I bet that's it.

Yes.. Whichever way works best for you. A 'whatever floats your boat' situation.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2013, 09:13:51 PM »
A short and public fashion for a short and public message board. :P

« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2013, 06:34:00 AM »
one time, the chef called me a spammer

it hurt my feelings,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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