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Mr. Melee

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« Reply #345 on: January 31, 2006, 06:53:42 PM »
Gets a slow tortoise.

Inserts a book on turtles.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #346 on: January 31, 2006, 10:24:12 PM »
Gets a pizza.

Inserts Garfield (or tries to, anyway. He's one fat, orange cat).
lumpia (LOOM'·pee·ah") n.
A Filipino variation of the egg roll. It consists of more meat, less vegetable and is generally better tasting. :p

« Reply #347 on: January 31, 2006, 10:48:29 PM »
Gets a tiger!

Inserts a smiley.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #348 on: February 01, 2006, 12:19:25 AM »
Gets an 'emoticon'.

(Yes, I am aware that they're pretty much the same thing)

Inserts chicken noodle soup.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #349 on: February 01, 2006, 09:10:53 AM »
Gets chicken soup with an dumpling.

Inserts Mom's BeeGees CD. (Ahh ahh ahh ahh, they sound like girls, they sound like girls!)
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #350 on: February 01, 2006, 09:17:10 AM »
Gets the Jackson 5. (Oh, dear grapes, no!!!)

Inserts GiftedGirl's stupid Homestar costume.
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

« Reply #351 on: February 01, 2006, 10:56:21 AM »
Gets a Darth Vader costume.

Inserts a calculus textbook.
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

« Reply #352 on: February 01, 2006, 04:57:39 PM »
Gets a sentence that says "Calculas Sucks!!!"

Inserts XD!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #353 on: February 01, 2006, 04:58:46 PM »
Gets XO

Inserts Space Ghost.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #354 on: February 01, 2006, 06:07:07 PM »
Gets Slimer. *SLIME'd!*

Inserts Dr. Dolittle 2.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #355 on: February 01, 2006, 06:15:17 PM »
Gets mauled by a bear.

Inserts bear-shark.
"Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance!" ~ Ron Weasley, Prizoner of Azkaban movie

« Reply #356 on: February 01, 2006, 09:52:08 PM »
Gets a crying The Cheat.

Inserts crying The Cheat.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #357 on: February 01, 2006, 11:38:45 PM »
Gets bowl of corn chips!

Inserts bowl of corn chips.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Suffix

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« Reply #358 on: February 01, 2006, 11:48:45 PM »
Gets the exact reciprocal of corn chips.

Inserts a nickel. Whoa, money??

« Reply #359 on: February 02, 2006, 08:50:51 AM »
Gets a jillion bucks.

Inserts Tidbit.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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