Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 563599 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3105 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:01:23 AM »

Sakurai is sliced to bits by Meta Knight.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3106 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:37:55 AM »

Meta Knight is defeated by Solid Snake in a SSB War match.

Rao · « **Reply #3107 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:42:40 AM »

Solid Snake has a tragic accident with one of his explosive devices.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3108 on:** April 13, 2009, 11:55:08 AM »

Wario flies into Snake right before the device explodes, saving him.

nensondubois · « **Reply #3109 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:22:59 PM »

Snake's lungs collapse from the impact of Wario landing on him.

hydrakiller4000 · « **Reply #3110 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:31:16 PM »

Wario is unable to stand up due to his excessive obesity and therefore dies from a lack of nutrition.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3111 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:15:23 PM »

Kirby gives Wario some of his food at the last second, saving him.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3112 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:09:55 PM »

Kirby gets killed by Tabuu's "Red Rings fof Death" move.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3113 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:17:54 PM »

Red Rings fof Death are defeated by every skilled smasher in existence due to the ease of dodging them.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #3114 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:24:15 PM »

Skilled Smashers are rejected by society for being losers.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3115 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:29:53 PM »

Society crumbles after an asteroid impacts earth and creates chaos.

hydrakiller4000 · « **Reply #3116 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:43:08 PM »

The chaos becomes so chaotic that even itself gets destroyed, thus creating peace.

Rao · « **Reply #3117 on:** April 13, 2009, 07:31:50 PM »

Peace is disturbed by stupid warmongers.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #3118 on:** April 13, 2009, 07:38:12 PM »

Stupid warmongers are distracted by shrewd fishmongers.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #3119 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:09:14 PM »

Fishmongers are out-fished by Smeagol.