(Note: This is not the same thing as SMBHQ's Negleced Characters Deathmatch, for it does not have Fred the Spanyard as the Reff). (Also Note: The characters don't really die. Well, sometimes they do.)
Thank you, and welcome to VGD. I'm your announcer, and Chairman of VGD, Alucard.
Stan the Bug Guy: I'm also one of your annoucers, Stan the Bug Guy. If you don't remember me, I was the star of Donkey Kong 3.
Alucard: Anyway, this is going to be a Fatal 4 way match, Stan.
Stan: Oh, I can't wait.
Alucard: Theres also going to be a special guest reff.
Stan: Who could that be?
Alucard: Sorry, I can't tell you.
Bell: Ding Ding Ding!
Donkey Kong: Now intering the ring, from The Mushroom Kingdom, Weighing in between 100-200 lbs., he is the brusing plumber, the Real King of Games (shut your mouth, Yu-Gi-Oh!), Mario "Da Man" Mario.
Crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaay! (no, thats not jon)
Alucard: And first one to come out is Mario Mario.
Stan: I wonder why his first name is also his last name?
Alucard: Beats me.
Donkey Kong: And, his opponent and brother, also from Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in between 100-200 lbs, Luigi "Da Wimp" Mario
Crowd: Boo, Boo, Boo, Pinhead, Pinhead, Boo! (no, that was not Lonic)
Alucard: I don't get why these people hate Luigi, he's one of my favorite characters.
Stan: I think he sucks.
Donkey Kong: Now entering the ring, from his own castle, weighing in between 200-300 lbs, Wario "Da Cruncher" Lastnameless
Crowd: YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!
Alucard: See, there cheering for him. He's a bad guy.
Stan: Yeah, but he's almost as cool as Tommy Verceti from GTA: Vice City. Plus, he's an anti hero, not a villian.
Alucard: Whats the differents?
Stan: An Anti hero is a playable bad guy.
Alucard: Oh.
Donkey Kong: (boy, this is getting tiring). Now entering the ring, weighing in between 100-200 lbs, Yanci "Waluigi" Lastnameless.
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooo!
Stan: So thats his real name.
Alucard:Why does the crowd hate little brothers?
Donkey Kong: Now entering the ring, from South Park, Colorodo, He is the special guest reff, Kenny McKorkman.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Stan: Cool, Kenny from South Park. How did you invite him?
Alucard: I have my ways. Oh, and it looks like the fighters are jelous that Kenny got more yays.
Stan: Actually, Waluigi and Luigi got no yays at all, they got boos.
Alucard: Looks like there taking it out on him.
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Alucard: You <edit> (man, to bad this program had to be censord).
Stan: Oh look, Al! There shaking hands!
Alucard: Don't call me Al! It makes me sound like that gay guy from South Park. Hey, waidda minute. Mario's got a Mushroom.
Stan: He's become Super Mario.
Alucard:<edit> slam, right on them all.
Donkey Kong: Winner by default, Mario!
Stan: Wow, there as flat as a pancake.
Alucard: I'm sure this will be a match me, you, and them will never forget!
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Die, father, die!
Edited by - Alucard on 9/6/2003 8:04:19 AM
