(Agent Smith shoots a ray at Markio)
Luigi Lover: Meowrio! Come here! I wanna pour waffle batter on your hair!
Meowrio: What?!
Smith: Perfect. My instant-insanity ray is working.
Markio: Oh no! He's got some sorta ray that makes people do weird things!
(Meowrio runs away)
Meowrio: No offense Luigi Lover, but leave the cooking to me.
(Luigi Lover pours Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)
Meowrio: Mnph. Now I'm gona have to wash this off...
(Meowiro starts shaking himself off)
Smith: YOur turn, Cat Boy!
Meowrio: Huh?
(Meowrio ducks and the Ray hits Markio)
Markio: Hmm....I all of a sudden have a craving for..... Skunk Juice?! Meowrio! Give me some of your army's juice!
Meowrio: Err....you don't want any. Really.
Markio: Yes I do!!!!
(Markio takes a bottle of the Skunk Jiice and drinks the whole bottle)
Markio: Groan...I don't feel so good.....
(Markio collapses and turns bright pale)
Meowrio: Watch out! He's got severe nausea!!!
How am I gonna stop them from doing this?
Luigi Lover: Who wants more waffle batter?
Sapphira: Meowy-kins! You're next!
Meowrio: I need to stop them somehow... Maybe I can...
(Meowrio digs around in his Infinate Backpack and pulls out a mirror)
Luigi Lover: Waffles!
(Luigi Lover pours more Waffle Batter onto Meowrio)
Meowrio: Stop! Control yourself!
Sapphira: Come here schnookums! Pucker up!
Meowrio: If I don't stop this madness somehow, it's not gonan be pretty.
(Meowrio runs away with Luigi Lover and Sapphira hot on his trail)
Meowrio: Now's my chance! Hey Smith! You never got me!
Smith: Oh so you want to be insane?
Meowrio: Now I just need to get my mirror.
(RUns over to get the mirror but Luigi Lover throws batter in his face and Sapphira grabs him)
Meowrio: Aah! I'm blind!
Sapphira: What's the matter? I don't bite!
(Markio wakes up and starts drinking Skunk Juice again)
Markio: I feel really sick....
(Trianman bursts out of the house)
Meowrio: Help me!
Trainman: Heh, a lady's man, eh?
Meowrio: Now is not the time!
Trainman: Alright, alright.
Meowrio: Get some Cauliflour out of my backpack! THen threaten Saphira with it! She HATES Cauliflour.
(Trainman takes Cauliflour out and waves it in front of Sapphira)
Sapphira: Oh Trainy-wainy! Must you have that wretched thing in your hand?
(Sapphira knocks the Cauliflour out of his hand and grabs his arm)
Sapphira: Now, who shall I take with me? Meowy-kins or Trainy-wainy?
Meowrio and Trianman: Neither!
Luigi Lover: WAFFLE!!!!!
(Luigi Lover throws some more batter onto everyone)
Meowrio: I've got it! Hey Luigi Lover! I want more batter!
(Luigi Lover throws a lot of batter onto Meowrio, allowing him to slide out of Sapphira's grasp)
Meowrio: GOod.
Sapphira: Oh Meowy-kins, come back here now!
(Sapphira let's go of Trainman and pursues Meowrio. Luckily he evades her and grabs his mirror)
Meowrio: Hey Smith! I'm wide open!
Smith: THis time, I'm not going to miss!
(Smith fires Instant-Insanity ray at Meowrio but hits the mirrow which reflects the radiation back at Agent Smith)
Smith: Unbelieveable.
(Agent Smith is struck with the Radiation and explodes, and Sapphira grabs Meowrio and is about to give him a kiss but the polarity of the radiation controlling their mind is reversed and they are now no longer insane)
Sapphira: What? What are we doing here? And why am I holding Meowrio in my arms, covered in Waffle Batter?!
(Meowrio squirms out of her hold)
Meowrio: it was the Agent's Instant-Insanity Ray. I luckily deflected it back at him and broke you all free. Just in a nick of time too. You were about to kiss me. You were starting starting to scare me back there, Sapphira!
Luigi Lover: Hmm... so he did this?
Markio: I don't feel so good.... I stink too...
Meowrio: Well, He made Sapphira become infatuated with everyone, made Luigi Lover become obsessed with Waffle Batter, and you Markio, were drinking Skunk Juice.
Sapphira: I was gonna kiss you?!
Meowrio: Well, you kissed Chupperson and on several occasions tried to do the same to me and Trainman.
Sapphira: AAAAH!
Trainman: Groan.... it's gonna take a long time to recover from all this... I think we should stay here and rest for a few days.
Meowrio: Good idea.
Luigi Lover: Ok. You guys can stay at my cottage.
(Markio passes out and has Sever Nausea. Sapphira is sickened that she kissed Chupperson and almost kissed Meowrio and Trainman. Luigi Lover is a mess form all the waffle batter. Meowrio is traumatized from Sapphira's infatuation with him. Chupperson and Lizard Dude still have concussions and are in comas. They all head back to Luigi Lover's cottage to plan where they'd be headin next)
Narrator: Looks like they'll all need a lot or rest if you ask me!
To Be Continued..
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Bushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
Edited by - Meowrio on 10/21/2003 7:41:53 PM