*taken from the Homestar Runner Wiki*
Whether he's a private eye, a crooked cop, a secret agent or a celebrity pharmacist, nobody sticks it to the man like Dangeresque, Strong Bad's Shaft-esque film persona. This cool dude plays both sides of the law, gets all the ladies, and doesn't pull no punches. He wears cool, cool glasses, and works alone, except when he works with Renaldo, which is all the time. He also seems to have to jump a lot.