Funny lines

[MadRhetoric]

*Freakazoid*

Freakazoid: Nothing will stand in my Way!!

PoliceMan: Hey freakazoid want to me in a mint?

Freakazoid: Sure!

*They come out of the Mint Shop with big bellies*

Freakazoid: Ah....that was a good mint....*Big stomache Dissapares* But Deuty calls! Helloooooo De-uty! I'm comiiiing!!


*Zoids Chaotic Century*

Fiona is a Cute girl,Zeke is a Big Robotic Dinosaur,and Van is sorta like Fiona's Boyfriend. The Liutenant has a crush on Fiona.

Liutenant: Fiona,I brought you a present!

Zeke: *Takes present and Blushes*

Liutenant: *Snatches present away from Zeke* Fiona here!

Van: Wow Fiona you got a present whats inside?

Fiona: *Over with Van* I don't know let's see!

Liutenant:*Heart-Broken* sigh....what about me......


*Later*

Liutenant: um.....Fiona.....I.....I....I.....Love you!

Zeke: *BLUSH!*

Fiona: *Isn't paying any attention*


By the way,Zoids Chaotic Century is different from Zoids Zero on Toonami. and BlackMage I'm glad to see another Phantasia fan!

[BooBuddy]

Good one MamaMiaMario!
*dexters lab*
Dee Dee:Boy,you look happy.Is it beacause your in love?
Dexter:No,it is beacause,I FINNALY FOUND MY LAZER GUN!
*Dee Dee spits milk in dexter face*

Zoids CC

Dr.D:yuck!who put suger in my coffe!Fiona,go put a nice,heaththy pinch of salt iin it.
Urbine:Shoot me if I ever get to be like him.

Justice Friends(dexter's lab)
puppet pal mitch:I'M SUPPOSED TO BE USING MY BONK STICK!BONK STICK=COMEDY!GOLF CLUB=NOT........COMEDY!

Justice L.
flash:whadda ya say after the seramoni you and me go to a quiet place?
amazon sister:.............
Flash:she wants me
Martian manhunter:Indeed


THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!

Fred the spaynard:didnt we alredy kill jay Resup?
Bill the extra guy:Al gore?
Citrus man:LIME LIFTOFF
Dr.Donez:So,prof.Exutrain!we meet again!
prof.Exutrain:Yes,Dr.Donez it seems we have!
Jay Resop:I think I''ll play FF3
Kyle orland:you will never beat the power of thr worce!
phone the clone:who''s that?
pikachu:Pika?
Jay:it''s pikachu!
Everyone:GET THAT RAT!
pikachu:PPIIKKAA!?

[bandicootbuddy]

in paper mario a yellow yoshi says: i and my belly are waiting!

crash: d@#N! sexy fujins on snubbull shima!

[Paper Mario]

From Big Mama's House "Not in Big Mama's House!"

[cable04]

bumper sticker

DON'T STEAL
the government doesn't like competition

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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did

[CashCrazed]

At first I thought it was these kinds of funny lines

Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/9/2002 6:09:57 PM