I am sorry to inform you that my permanent dumbness has rendered me incapable of posting on the forum boards for much longer. I believe this disease came about when I
ripped my head open, though I'm not entirely sure this wasn't just genetics finally catching up with me.
Unfortunately, if I continue to remain stationed at the board itself, my dumbness could potentially spread to other members, creating an entire website of dumb. I have been forced by scientists to move to a remote island where I can spend my days of dumbness amongst the monkeys. Everyone here has been so good to me, but alas, the dumb is sinking into my brain with every second I speak. Goodbye fellow members, I must leave, lest I spread the dumb to the entire universe.