Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 362231 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1890 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:33:52 PM »

Luckily the sunset did not blind PaperLuigi from shooting Weegee with a .50 BMG.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1891 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:36:47 PM »

Vader also burned Weegee's body, but did not scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" because he hated Weegee.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1892 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:41:11 PM »

No one went to Weegee's funeral.

Weegee · « **Reply #1893 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:48:01 PM »

Not even his Mama Luigi.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1894 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:54:50 PM »

Papa Luigi was there to pour beer on his son's grave and complain about how worthless he (meaning Weegee) was.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #1895 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:55:56 PM »

And that's why gay marriage should be illegal.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1896 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:30:08 PM »

"Oh [dukar]," said PaperLuigi.

Weegee · « **Reply #1897 on:** February 14, 2010, 04:24:46 PM »

Sweat beaded on Gordon Freeman's forehead as he neared the throes of ecstasy.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1898 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:54:04 PM »

Ecstasy from eating chocolate that is.

Jman · « **Reply #1899 on:** March 06, 2010, 08:07:25 PM »

Wario then got the patent for chocolate ecstasy and began selling it at Wario-Marts the Mushroom World over.

Weegee · « **Reply #1900 on:** March 06, 2010, 08:32:53 PM »

Due to the product's unlisted side-effect of causing uncontrollable bowels, an "explosive" rash of symptoms swept through the Mushroom Kingdom's inhabitants.

Jman · « **Reply #1901 on:** March 06, 2010, 08:36:06 PM »

This created a stench most unimaginable which made even Bowser's stomach turn.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1902 on:** March 06, 2010, 09:00:26 PM »

Mario promptly asked King Harkinian and Hyrule for help regarding cleanup.

Jman · « **Reply #1903 on:** March 06, 2010, 09:49:59 PM »

Meanwhile, Luigi sat in the corner racking his brain while he tried to figure out if King Harkinian's name is his real name or a fan nickname.

Weegee · « **Reply #1904 on:** March 07, 2010, 09:54:40 PM »

Luigi Googled it, and promptly concluded that Harkinian is indeed the name of Hyrule's greatest king.