KtR- Welcome folks! The moment you've been waiting for! The start of some actual action!I'm Ken the Reporter, here with Joe Somebody, atop Princess Peach's castle ready to give you a blow by blow depiction of a fictional fight!
Joe- Thanks Ken! And it looks like this night's first fight is about to begin. Now, to introduce the combatants, Micheal Buffer!
MB- In the blue corner, with the giant spikey Koopa shell, Bowwwserrrrr!!!
*Crowd boos*
MB- And in the red corner, with the silky orange fur and funky head-gear, Fooox McClooooud!!!
*Crowd Cheers*
MB-.... Llllllllllets get ready to rrrrrrumblllllle!!!!!!!!!!! GO!
KtR- And our first match is under way! Both fighter run towards the center, with Fox reaching it first.. Whats this? Bowser has somehow managed to sneak a beam sword in under his shell! Although we don't have many rules in a Smash Brothers fight, sneaking weapons(with the exception of the B Button weapons, Link, Marth, and Roy) is strictly forbidden, and this'll cost Bowser one KO!
Joe- Yeah, it's bad for Fox, too. While you were jammering on and on about rules, Bowser stole an eairly lead with his ill gotten weapon. Fox is now clamouring at the edge of the castle, trying to hold on!
KtR- This looks like the first KO of the night- whats this!? Fox has made a surprise comeback! Using his Fire Fox technique, he has managed to knock Bowser far enough away for him to grab a Maximum Tomatoe!
Joe- Here comes Bowser back with a Koopa Klaw, crushing Fox with his massive hand!
KtR-He goes for a KO! Bowser is using his Whirling Fortress to attack Fox! 30 seconds into the fight, Fox has suffered the first Knock Off!
Joe- Here he comes on the floating platform. Bowser is in trouble now! Fox could easily knock Bowser off the edge with a powerful enough attack!
KtR- And Fox goes for a KO, using a charged Forward Smash Attack! But Bowser is not willing to give up without a fight! He drops on Fox with a devistating Bowser Bomb! Fox is once again hanging onto the edge for dear life!
Joe- Bowser's closing in fast! How in the world does he run like that!? He takes a chance with a Falling Shell attack! Fox once again flys out of bounds, giving Bowser the lead! 1-0!
*crowd boos*
KtR- Fox better shape up or these miscalculations could cost him the match! he only has one minuet left! And just listen to
that crowd! It's easy to tell who the fan favorite is! Fox, back in the fight, is now actually putting up a fight! Look at him go!
Joe- Oh wow! He's really pulling out all the stops! Check it out! The Fox Illusion! What speed! He better go for a KO, or he still could lose the fight!
*crowd cheers*
KtR- Bowsers on the ropes!(not literally of course) Fox attacks! This could be it! A connection! WOW! Look at Bowser fly! Fox using his Backflip Smash Attack for a star-finish! This match is going into Sudden Death! 5..4..3..2..1.. Time!
Joe- Sudden Death is always neat to watch! Huh..? Whats that? Oh right, you can't watch it.. Well, its always fun to READ about!
KtR- Both Fox and Bowser are pretty well matched. Bowser is slow and bumbling, with enormous strength, and Fox is nimble and quick, with average strength.
MB- GO!!
KtR- Here goes Sudden Death! Bowser waits for Fox on his side of the castle... He must be planning something.. Fox attacks with a spinning kick, but to no avail! Bowser is trying to use his Koopa Klaw again... Wow! Fox used his Reflector to knock Bowser down! Hes charging a smash move.... Oh too long! Bowser lands a mighty blow, and the pilot is sent flying.
Joe- Its all over for Fox! Hurdling past mid way of the castle! Thus ends this fight!
KtR- Hold onto your butts! Fox is making a surprise comeback, despite all odds! And- oh no! Bowser has a Smash Bat! He swings.... A direct hit!... The match is over!
MB- Here is your winner... Bowwwserrrr!!!!
*crowd boos*
Joe- The crowd seems to have also noticed that Bowser once again used a illegal weapon! The officals have been notified!
MB- Ladies and gentlemen, I've just recieved word that an illegal weapon was used, so here is your real winner, Fooox McCloooud!!
*crowd goes nuts*
KtR- What a match... This fight was brought to you by the good people at Nintendo, for blessing us with this game, and to the 7-Up company, for producing Sunkist orange soda!
After the messages, we'll get to the main event; Mario V.S. Link! Stay tuned!