MY THEORY ON SSB:
Master Hand and his insane brother, Crazy Hand control the Nintendo universe. However, Crazy Hand, who was angered by his brother somehow, decided to hire mercenaries to destroy him. Therefore, 12 of Nintendo's biggest superstars came, but 4 of them (Luigi, Capt. Falcon, Jigglypuff and Ness) were captured, and brainwashed. Crazy Hand started up a tournament. Whoever won would fight the Master Hand. Master Hand was defeated, and Crazy Hand exiled. However, after being defeated, Master Hand invited all 12 characters back, plus 13 more. He decided that if he took out the top Nintendo character, he would earn respect. And, who knows what will happen next..?
It''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!