So yesterday I was working on a video project for my fourth period class when I saw this random notebook lying near me. In most cases I would've ignored it but in this case there was a picture of a magical schoolgirl eating chocalate, so I figured maybe it had moar pics. I open it and I'm exposed to the largest amount of stereotype and fail I've ever read. The owner wrote a bunch of sad poetry in the first couple of pages, and had doodled that butt ugly demon thing from Death Note, who I only recognized because of the mascara and the apples. He also had a list of things to do before he died, which included among many things, "beat up a jock", "burn a church" and "teach martial arts in Japan". The one that angered me the most though, was "meet Lewis Black and have a political conversation with him".
Clearly someone is trying to push my buttons. Thankfully, I'll have Mario Kart soon.