Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 360853 times)

frostbite · « **Reply #120 on:** October 27, 2002, 06:03:13 PM »

Then he became normal, and infatuated with Daisy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, thatâ€™s Robert!
Dan: Itâ€™s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

CharginChuck · « **Reply #121 on:** October 27, 2002, 06:05:43 PM »

And everyone agrees that this story has nothing to do with Mario like I intended too (it's still funny) and it's just plain weird.

*~*Stealth-LinK*~* · « **Reply #122 on:** October 27, 2002, 06:23:38 PM »

And then Mario came back!

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #123 on:** October 27, 2002, 06:34:04 PM »

And then Yoshi came, but due to several years of abuse from Mario, he went insane and killed everyone.

(Sorry, I have been DYING to add that line ever since this story came out.)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #124 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:06:46 PM »

However, this also included Insane Steve.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

frostbite · « **Reply #125 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:09:34 PM »

Then John Schneider (Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard) came and revived everyone except Insane Steve, but not before saying to Mario, "You keep your hands off my fictional sibling."

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, thatâ€™s Robert!
Dan: Itâ€™s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #126 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:16:42 PM »

However, seeing as how my name has not ONCE been named in the plotline of the story, I am not technically a part of the sotry, and thus it is truly impossible for a fictional character to kill anyone that is not mentioned in this story; this thus shows the lack of logic that has swept the story.

(That was hard to make into 1 sentence.)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #127 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:21:36 PM »

But then Insane Steve realized that since all the other "real people" were in the story, he was too.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

frostbite · « **Reply #128 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:22:05 PM »

No, he could've taken a warp to the "Real World", went to your residence, then killed you there, as we all exist in the Mario reality; it's just they don't exist in ours.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, thatâ€™s Robert!
Dan: Itâ€™s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

Edited by - frostbite on 10/27/2002 6:23:57 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #129 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:28:20 PM »

In the amount of time it would take to:

A. Go from a fake, imaginary world to the real world
B. Find out where I live simply by my info on a forum
C. Go to where I live...

I am pretty sure that Yoshi honestly would FEEL like killing me in the first place.

And seriously now, C. W., If I were really dead, would I be able to "realize" anything?

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #130 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:32:50 PM »

In this topic, you do everything BUT be serious. Besides, you only lost a life.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #131 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:34:51 PM »

Yes, it appears I've also lost my dignity, as well.

(Can't I be evil just once without suffering repercussions?)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #132 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:35:58 PM »

Nope.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

frostbite · « **Reply #133 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:37:47 PM »

And then something productive happened!

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, thatâ€™s Robert!
Dan: Itâ€™s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #134 on:** October 27, 2002, 08:39:23 PM »

Actually, that seems less likely than an imaginary character from an imaginary world killing me.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.