Author Topic: Fake SM64 cheats (Read 92654 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #225 on:** February 06, 2007, 06:36:10 PM »

Yeah, but you said "Uhh.....yeah, nice," which led me to believe that you thought it was spamming.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #226 on:** February 06, 2007, 06:54:46 PM »

No, I ment that his cheat was so, sooo, um, dumb.

kirbyman · « **Reply #227 on:** February 18, 2007, 08:56:19 PM »

... Oh well...

YET ANOTHER REAL BIG HEAT... ER... CHEAT!

Be Yoshi:

Get all 4,695,356,469,725,698 Stars. Get exactly 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 coins. Now then, go talk to Yoshi, DO NOT SAVE, turn off the game, smash it in presicely 1,000 pieces, bury them into the ground in 326 different country's, wait 31 weeks, dig them all up except the main hard-drive. Now buy a new N64, put in SM64, press BBAAZRLLCAAAAABBBBBBBAAZZRLRLRLRL ^ > < < < < BABABABABABABZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA. Now eat pork, and play the 5,631,524,987th file. Select it and play as Yoshi!

WARNING: May never work because this is %0.00000000000000000000001 True!

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #228 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:51:00 PM »

Be Link

Fuse any LoZ game with SM64.Put it in. Tah da!You can play as Link!Hip-hip-horray!!

warioman · « **Reply #229 on:** April 06, 2007, 10:29:59 AM »

beat it 1 time dunk cartage in water put youer left foot in put yoer left rit and shake it all about
and then you do this

and this

and then

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #230 on:** April 06, 2007, 10:32:28 AM »

Uhhhhh.......nice.

The Chef · « **Reply #231 on:** April 06, 2007, 01:37:05 PM »

Not funny in the least.

Here's another:

Get yourself banned from the Fungi Forums
Make a post like the one warioman just made more than once.

Masher101 · « **Reply #232 on:** April 19, 2007, 07:10:49 PM »

Here's a great one...

Play as a crazy bear named joe.

Ok, here's what you do...
get a Wii, then download the virutual console game "Super Mario 64". Then rip apart your Wii till' you find the hardrive, yank it out. Now get your old N64, slam in your SM64 cartridge. Then open the Expantion port, yank out that... black thing that's in there, then shove in your Wii's hardrive. Turn on your N64. Right when you turn it on, the N64 will display a black screen with the text, "EXPANTION PORT ERROR 343252345454"
now, press A, B, A, B, A, then take your ONLY Wii-Mote, grab a nunchuck, slice off the nunchuck from the wire, then slice the wire off of the N64 controller. tape the Nunchuck wire to the N64 controller's wire stub. now plug the cord into the Wii-Mote. take the Wii-Mote, slam it into your Controller port, till it fits (If you have to, just rip off the front) then restart the N64. You'll get to Marios face with the No Controller thing, but then just turn on your Wii-Mote, grab your N64 controller with a nunchuck wire, and press START. You'll start normally, but now there will be FILE 101. Start a file here. You'll restart the game, except intsead of Mario jumping from the pipe, A crazy bear named Joe will hop out. Good job, you did it. But 40 seconds after he jumps out... the Wii's hard-drive will explode, thus deleteing your file... crashing the N64 forever...

Try it!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #233 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:21:10 AM »

Play as a used Napkin!

First, steal a bunch of napkin dispensers from the following restaurants: Golden Corral, Libby Hill, Arby's, and Subway. You must have a 7 DAY old receipt from when you bought a Wii along with you in your LEFT pocket, or it won't work! Wet the napkins with water straight from the amazon river, let them dry overnight, build a paper cartridge the resembles SM64 and sell it on eBay and get exactly 17 dollars for it, then you must travel to the buyers house holding a Russian flag yelling "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!" Elude all cops and bums, after your little platforming adventure beat the buyers with your flag, then reclaim your paper cartridge, run back with your Russian flag the wrong way yelling my above phrase backwards, then shove your paper cartridge into a see-through blue N64, before turning it on spill diet cherry soda on it until the papaer is all red and the N64 is a weird purple, turn it on, and viola! you can now play as a used napkin!

Masher101 · « **Reply #234 on:** April 22, 2007, 11:52:32 AM »

Get 101 lives from Yoshi

Okay, here's what you do... Start a file on file A, get 120 stars like normal, but before you rocket up to yoshi, go to Peach's Secret Slide... beat it in exactly 255 seconds... when you get out, you'll jump out a secret wall in the top of the castle, right above Yoshi. You'll jump on his head, and land in front of him. DON'T TALK TO HIM! repeat the Secret Slide trick 9 more times. on the 10th time you do it, you'll jump on Yoshi, and knock him out. Talk to him exactly 4 minutes later when he wakes up. DON'T TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE WAKES UP!! This will make you have to destroy your N64 and buy another, plus you'll need to repeat the trick. When you talk to Yoshi, he'll say, "Thank you Maaariooo... But our 1-Ups are in another... Castle... Ughh... I feel sick..." He will then explode. Now save, start a new file on file B. Repeat this trick on each file, starting with B, then C, then D. Once you do it on D, save... and then go to the start with Mario's face. Instead of Mario, you'll get Yoshi. Make his face look as hallarious as possible. Laugh for 6 hours. You'll then make Yoshi angry. He'll say, "Stop laughing at ME!! I'll give you a 1-Up if you stop..." Go to the file select screen, you should see file Y. Start a new game on it. Get all 120 stars, rocket up to Yoshi. Now talk to him. He'll say, "Hey! I've been looking for you! Here, take these" He'll then give you one hundred and one 1-Ups! Good job... You did it.

Kojinka · « **Reply #235 on:** April 22, 2007, 08:28:06 PM »

Play as Peach and save Mario and Luigi

Beat the game. When the cake appears, scribble Bowser Junior's Shadow Mario 'M' on it. Turn the game off and start a new file. Instead of the letter about a cake, you are treated to a cutscene with Peach walking to the Marios' household to help Mario care for Luigi, who is stricken with pneumonia. Peach reaches her destination only to find it a wreck. Bowser has the Marios hostage. Around the house are 12 warp pipes, each, leading to different lands hiding Power Wrenches that Peach has to collect to reach Bowser.

Masher101 · « **Reply #236 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:47:19 AM »

Here's a quickie.

Get Mario To Knock Out Toads

Start at the Mario face stretch thing. Grab his nose, and pull it towards his hat, now pull everything as far as they go outward. Now press A, B, C^, Cv, C<, C>, A, B. This will save how he curently looks. Now start a new game on any file. You'll notice that Mario's face will still be screwed up. Go to the Toad beside the entry door and then talk to him. He'll say, "Hahaha... Mario, you look stupid... You're nose is so stupid! Hahaha..." Mario will then punch Toad in the face, this will knock him out. Go to at least 4 more toads. On the 5th one he knocks out, he'll turn and face the screen and say, "You are a selfish jerk..." Then he'll turn and leave. Good job! You did it!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #237 on:** April 24, 2007, 03:58:19 PM »

Make Mario blind!

Turn on the N64 with your eye, then press the following buttons before Mario is done saying "It's-a-me, Mario!" AABZBZZALAZRRL, After this is done have Mario walk up to the sun carpet and have him stare at it, if you did this right Mario will not go into the level, he'll just stare at it, leave Mario staring for exactly 3.19714 hours, if done any earlier or too late the game will turn into Barney and give you nightmares. After that come back to the game and the screen will be completely blank, you can still play but Mario won't know where he's going! Hurrah! You have blinded Mario forever.

Extra: If you manage to beat this game with blinded Mario, the ending will be diffrent, after Peach kisses Mario, he will accidentally punch Peach to the ground with his v sign, Mario will attempt to help Peach but he trips on her, which results on Mario falling to the concrete below and dying. But you can't see anything! Haha!

PS: that's the easiest cheat I've seen so far, Kojinka :D.

Masher101 · « **Reply #238 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:42:02 AM »

Skip to the ending

As Mario, after you jump out of the pipe, press A, B, A, Cv, C^ before it sinks into the ground. This will make you go out of the cinematic. Jump back into the pipe to watch the ending. Good job, you beat the game without actually beating the game!

Kojinka · « **Reply #239 on:** April 28, 2007, 05:50:06 PM »

Give Mario constipation

Leave the game and cook 100 lb of spagetti and ravioli. When Mario is sleeping place the pasta on the N64. The aroma will wake him up. He'll ask you to send the food over. Do so by simultaneously pressing the L and R buttons on the controller. You can see Mario pig out on the food; a process that takes, oh, a minute at the most. Mario will be bloated after he's done eating. He can't jump as high, and after a few moments of waddling around, he'll keel over clutching his stomach. He'll groan in pain for a few seconds then his head explodes. Congratulations! You killed Mario, are you proud of yourself?!