Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73731 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #105 on:** October 19, 2006, 01:28:42 PM »

Mario: Here-a we go! *jumps into a pipe*
Wait a second...thees-a pipe-a...oh no! Mama-mia, I'm a-covered in poop!

Peach (to Bowser): Hey, look! At that! It's a brick wall!
Bowser: What? Bleeeeearghagheghaigh!!
Peach: *jumps out a window* Huh. That was easy. Now time for a hot bath of worms and glass.

At least, I'm fairly sure they'd never say that.

Jman · « **Reply #106 on:** October 22, 2006, 08:14:43 PM »

Mario: I am announcing my retirement from heroism on account of a lack of passion for the game. So, goodbye.

Luigi: I hate this! Backup superheroes never make the hall of fame!

Peach: I'm going to NBC to bargain for my own show!

Toad: I could easily carry my own videogame! No more of this hosting crap!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #107 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:35:16 AM »

Wart: I LOVE vegetables, especially turnips.

Shyguy: I think it's about time I took my mask off.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #108 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:55:54 PM »

Mario: Time to shave the stache'.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #109 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:45:20 PM »

I was waiting for someone to say that, SB.

Kojinka · « **Reply #110 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:40:35 PM »

Strong Bad's on the forums? :P jk

SushieBoy · « **Reply #111 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:51:39 PM »

Juh???

The Chef · « **Reply #112 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:01:27 AM »

You have the same initials as Strong Bad.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #113 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:02:51 PM »

Zuh???

The Chef · « **Reply #114 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:00:45 PM »

Go to www.homestarrunner.com for more details.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #115 on:** October 28, 2006, 11:09:25 PM »

TEC: The answer to life? 42.

(That one took me all night.)

Jman · « **Reply #116 on:** October 29, 2006, 12:04:12 AM »

Mario: Hi hizzle fo shizzle!

Kojinka · « **Reply #117 on:** October 29, 2006, 10:31:20 AM »

Toad: I'm typing a post on my new Lappy.

(Okay, Toad might say that, but I just had to tell my fellow Fungi Forumers that this is my first forum post typed on my brand new laptop, which I affectionately call "My Lappy")

Jman · « **Reply #118 on:** October 29, 2006, 01:59:12 PM »

Bowser: It's time to check-a my emails! *Types in runbowseremail.exe*

The Chef · « **Reply #119 on:** October 29, 2006, 03:33:57 PM »

Are you sure Bowser wouldn't say that? He seems like the kinda guy who would do a Sbemail-type thing. Or maybe that's better attributed to Wario. I dunno.