Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73734 times)

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #120 on:** October 29, 2006, 04:33:41 PM »

Mario: Luigi, I'm in the process of becoming gay.

Luigi: Do these pants make me look fat?

Peach: I think i'll lock Toadsworth in the closet tonight.

Toad: I'm a SUPERHERO!!!

Toadette: Toad sucks.

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #121 on:** October 29, 2006, 04:38:54 PM »

Eely-Mouth: I think I'll brush my teeth now.

Bowser Jr.: Mario, I LOVE YOU!!!

Goomba: I DESTROYED MARIO!!

Goober Bloober: I need to blow my nose!

Boo: I think I'll stop the scare business.

Wario: And what would you like for Christmas, boy?

Waluigi: I just bought Luigi's Mansion!

Geno: I want to be a real boy!

Daisy: Okay, I'll be quiet.

Bowser: I admit that I'm asexual.

Kojinka · « **Reply #122 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:17:36 PM »

Mario: I'm-a going on a diet.

(If you've seen any of the old cartoons you'd know that that is something Mario would NEVER say)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #123 on:** October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM »

PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

mario_luigifan104 · « **Reply #124 on:** October 30, 2006, 12:57:57 PM »

Mario: It's not-a me!

Bowser: (talking to mario on the phone) Hey how 'bout we go play some baseball tomorrow and then split a pizza?

Princess Toadstool: Save me Wario!

The Chef · « **Reply #125 on:** October 30, 2006, 06:55:36 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM

PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

You're a Mario character?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #126 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:18:17 PM »

Technically, Paper Luigi is a Mario character.

(And I think one or 2 members have spoken as Mario characters in this topic anyway.)

Kojinka · « **Reply #127 on:** October 30, 2006, 09:44:23 PM »

The Mushroom Mage: (Whatever I would never say, she'd never say cause she's based on me)

Tashio: I don't think Mario is my real father. Give me a hug, Papa Bowser!
(Tashio is a character I made up, who is the son of Mario and Peach)

The Chef · « **Reply #128 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:27:44 PM »

Goomba: WORLD DOMINATION!!

Jman · « **Reply #129 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:39:46 PM »

Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa! Try to take over Bowser's castle!

Toad · « **Reply #130 on:** October 31, 2006, 05:05:06 PM »

Bowser: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. But if you knew just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.

Kojinka · « **Reply #131 on:** October 31, 2006, 08:53:21 PM »

Bowser would definitely say that, Toad.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #132 on:** November 01, 2006, 02:37:21 PM »

Toad: Thanks for nothing mario!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #133 on:** November 01, 2006, 05:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Jman on October 31, 2006, 04:39:46 PM

Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa! Try to take over Bowser's castle!

Best line ever.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #134 on:** November 02, 2006, 07:56:46 AM »

Luigi: I'm a-Luigi number two.