Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 74295 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #195 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:17:29 PM »

X_X. I never said that!

Kojinka · « **Reply #196 on:** January 21, 2007, 09:59:40 PM »

You didn't? Whoops. My bad.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #197 on:** January 21, 2007, 10:49:44 PM »

S'Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb and sya that this thread is now "Things Nintendo Characters would never say." Heck, this now a thread where you can include everything everyone would never say. Here's an example:

Eric Cartman: I love you guys.

Anybody. The things kirbyman stated now apply to the thread.

Kojinka · « **Reply #198 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:02:23 PM »

I think Cartman has said that on rare ocasions.

Link: (any complete sentence)
Navi: (completely silent)
Midna: Look at the beautiful white clouds of Hyrule. I'll take this over the Twilight Realm anyday.
Giovanni: Screw the whole world domination thing. From this point on Team Rocket's goona strive to end war and world hunger.
Zelda: I love you, Ganondorf.

The Chef · « **Reply #199 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:30:25 PM »

Elmo: I will leave Sesame Street forever.

Oscar: I do not love trash.

Cookie: Me not want cookies.

Bert: I hate pigeons.

Toad · « **Reply #200 on:** January 22, 2007, 04:39:43 PM »

Toad: Thank you,Mario! But the Princess is not in another castle.. She just went for a walk.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #201 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:24:52 PM »

Pikachu: Hi.

Somehow I don't see him saying that.

Kojinka · « **Reply #202 on:** January 22, 2007, 09:51:24 PM »

Navi: Look! A chain chomp!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #203 on:** January 23, 2007, 06:27:38 AM »

Yoshi: You keep whining, kid, and I'll give you to these guys that keep chasing us.

The Chef · « **Reply #204 on:** January 23, 2007, 09:04:45 AM »

Kazooie: You rock, Bottles.

Gruntilda: I like being ugly.

Mumbo Jumbo: I will admit that I am a lousy shaman compared to Humba Wumba.

Toad · « **Reply #205 on:** January 24, 2007, 07:52:51 PM »

FLUDD: Hey! Listen! Hey! Look! Hey! This door has iron bars! Watch out! Hey!

Kojinka · « **Reply #206 on:** January 25, 2007, 07:12:16 PM »

Tom Nook: I'll upgrade your house for free!

The Chef · « **Reply #207 on:** January 26, 2007, 10:04:25 AM »

Cranky Kong: I like these new graphics.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #208 on:** January 26, 2007, 08:22:30 PM »

Mario from MLSS: *insert anything understandable here*

The Chef · « **Reply #209 on:** January 26, 2007, 09:19:49 PM »

Bowyer: I will shoot 1000 more arrows, each of which will make whoever it hits into a statue, respectively.