I'd much rather "suck" then swashbuckle.
Yeah, being a real pirate sounds kinda lame.
The Luigi picture is just too funny. The Pikachu is cute, and I don't really wanna be a pirate, but then again, I don't wanna suck.
EDIT: I was wondering what Waluigi was throwing, and then I looked at his outfit and realized he was a ninja. I'd much rather "suck", ninjas are way better than pirates.