Author Topic: Where did Bowser get his Kids? (Read 7184 times)

Mr. Koopa · « **on:** August 21, 2005, 05:54:43 PM »

I played a lot of Mario games and wonder, how did Bowser have 7 kids? Did he do it with Peach? Does he have a deceased wife? I need answers because it's kind of hard to sleep thinking about it.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2005, 05:55:52 PM »

There are no answers, you just have to use your imaginaaation!

Ummmâ€¦Signatureâ€¦?

Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2005, 06:00:07 PM »

I'm scared of my imaaaaagination. Now because of you, I imagine Bowser wearing a leather suit and holding a whip.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2005, 06:54:30 PM »

That's a tough one. He either got em' from Wal-Mart, or Mr. Miyamoto isn't tellin' the whole story!

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2005, 09:10:02 PM »

I'd like to think he just found some female koopa and then killed her after she fulfilled his wishes.

Or, he could've just used one of those magic wands from the kings of some of the lands to either create them out of nowhere, or transformed the people of the lands into a koopaling.

Markio · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2005, 09:21:11 PM »

I like to think that his wife left him after he used his seven kids for his evil schemes, but she had gotten "seeded" for her eight child, Bowser Jr., before she left. Then she had her eighth child, she made up with Bowser, and died.

â€œOf all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say â€˜cheeseâ€™ first.â€

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2005, 09:23:25 PM »

I wonder what ever happened to them after Mario defeated them? Did they die, or did they run away? And what about Bowser Jr. and Koopa Kid? So many questions left without answers! I think Bowser got busy! What a guy, no?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2005, 07:06:31 AM »

Sorry about the signature...
I'm having computer problems...

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy

kamikaze koopa · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2005, 10:58:18 AM »

My theory is that since the Koopa Klan is profficient with the dark arts, Bowser used magic to clone himself in order to create a rightful heir and got the seven Koopa Kids; each one of which representing a different part of his own personality. However, since none of them were complete, he made an eighth clone that embodied all of these traits, which ended up being Bowser Jr.

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"The bigger they are, the harder I fight."

Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:18:21 PM »

Surrrre...
Why not?

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy

HolyAarom · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2005, 03:19:58 PM »

Maybe Bowser adopted them.

Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

Markio · « **Reply #11 on:** August 22, 2005, 07:05:06 PM »

Ah, who are we kidding? He probably got them from some glitch in SM64 or something.

â€œOf all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say â€˜cheeseâ€™ first.â€

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2005, 07:11:27 PM »

As the page on TMK describes... he does "The Wild Koopa Dance."

Deezer · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2005, 08:07:51 PM »

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #14 on:** August 22, 2005, 08:16:38 PM »

Hold on Hold on Deezer...
I know that much, I just need to know the women...
I learned that part a while ago...

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy