Bob Barker? Jason Alexander? Lou Pearlman? Dr. Phil?
Anyway, I had an absolutely terrifying nightmare last night. My worst fear is becoming a celebrity or an internet phenomenon (like Chris Crocker or Tay Zonday). Something along the lines of that happened to me, only when they took my picture for the papers, my face was covered in some kinda white powder. And I was standing next to George W. Bush.
I can't make heads or tails of that.