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« on: April 19, 2002, 02:38:44 PM »
v PROLOUGE v
King Bowser is back! He is now here to wage war against the Yoshies' new home in TMK, and trying to kidnap Peach again! (That dummy just doesn't give up, does he?) He has summoned his most powerful troops. Tatanaga, Kamek, Kammy, The Koopalings, Wart, and the Wario Bros. (Wario and Waluigi) They reinvade the peaceful kingdom one day and take control. How will they survive? Read up!
*Bowser and his Mega-Troop are at TMK*
Bowser: Peach, I'm here!
Peach: Oh, shut up you stupid fatso!
Bowser: OK, that's IT! Kamek! Sleepy Spell!
Kamek: Yes! *Throws Magic*
*Peach is now asleep*
Wart: This works everytime... *Dpes a water blast*
PEach: *Peach wakes up* The answer is Gameboy! Oh, Bowser.
Bowser: you Dolt! Wart! Water Blast after I take Peach! Wart! Leave now! Your army stinks!
Bowser: Tatanaga! Go and take her!
Tatanaga: Yes!
*he attempts to take Peach, but Mario and Luigi appear.*
Luigi: hello! i'd like 1 Order of fried Bowser please. *luigi throws 20 fireballs at Bowser*
Mario: So, we meet again. Well, Now I'm gonna kick your butt! Luigi! Let's go and mess him up!
*The Bros. Beat up Tatanaga's troops, Tata naga leaves*
*A Red Yoshi appears*
Red Yoshi: *fires 5 shots of firey breath at Bowser (thank to a Fire Melon) The Yoshi also burns up Tatnaga himself*
Bowser: Man! I need stronger people! Wario and Waluigi! Take care of Mario please, while i take Peach.
*They forgot about Luigi, Luigi beat up Bowser and he went back to his war base. Meanwhile, Mario does his signature moves and beats up Waluigi and Wario.*
Bowser: Fungah! Foiled again! Koopalings! Go and get Peach! I'll deal woth Mario and Luigi.
Koopalings: Yes, dad!
*The Koopalings almost get Peach, but opne of them was too clumsy and dropped her in mud*
Peach: *angry* I'm not messin' around anymore! Take this, you dopes!
*She does many of her SSBM attacks on them*
*The koopalings are bruised and beaten badly, Peach throws them into a river and Bowser chases her.*
Bowser: later, Mario! Peach! Now it's TIME! Bullet Bills! Tracker attack!
*They fire 2 at a time*
Mario: Little funny, these bullet Blasters have controls on aiming.
Luigi: Yeah! We could program them to Bowser and win!
Mairo: No! Then he'll beat us up majorly into some lava!
*Bowser roars with delight when a Bullet hits him.*
Bowser: What was that!? Now I'm MAD!!
*he throws them far away, into the clouds.*
Bowser: I won! Now The Mushroom kingdom is mine! Bwahahahaha!
???: No you didn't. You may have won the fight, but have lost the war. Your troops are nowhere, they are all gone, you are now alone.
Bowser: yeah, so?
???: 1 is always weaker than 2. You are only strong with something, but on your own, you are weak.
Bowser: What are you driving at? I am Bowser! The leader of the Koopa- wait I don't have an army anymore. Well, I am Bowser, Powerful and fearsome!
???: Fearsome, maybe. But powerful? A chicken is more powerful than you!
Bowser: Who are you?
???: My name is &^%$^&*%&$$%^!@#. But since that's hard to say, you can call me Geno. Defender of Star Road. The Keeper of Stars!
Bowser: Geno, Shmeno. You must be the most idiotic person I've seen!
Geno: No, this egg is.
Egg: I'm A goomba with 34 watches and a, uh... duh.... pair of geeky glasses and weird hair.
Bowser: i take that back.
*the egg then attacks Bowser in the head and Bowser then faints*
*All the Yoshies in TMK attack Bowser with all they have. Fire, ice, seeds, licks, pounds, and more!*
Bowser: What the? ROAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
* The Yoshies are flung far far away,into the Castle *
Bowser: Yes!!!!
*Just Then, A group of war-ready Toads come and help the Yoshies finally defeat Bowser!*
Bowser: Nooooooo!!!!!!
*He is finally brought down when a thunderbolt comes from the Clouds (courtesy of Mallow) and a range of falling stars fall on him (thanks to Geno)!*
*The Toads and The Yoshies push Bowser into a bottomless pit, never to be seen again...*
Bowser: *fading out* NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..........!!!!
*Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad come down from the clouds and congradulate the Yoshies and The Toads. They are all given Hero Medals, a party is celebrated, and the kingdom is peaceful once again.*
THE END!!!!
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