Author Topic: Mario Mysteries (Read 6159 times)

cable04 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2002, 01:36:22 PM »

was that a question?

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DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2002, 01:47:35 PM »

40. No. But mysteries don't have to be questions, do they?

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GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2002, 08:24:45 PM »

Why does Bowser have an axe at the end of his bridges in SMB?

Because he's an idiot :)

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2002, 09:02:14 PM »

40-something. Why isn't Booster (SMRPG) in another Mario game? I think he deserves another game, if Square somehow obliges...

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DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:16:00 AM »

That was 42, by the way.

The reason I want numbers is so we can count how many reasons more easily. (like the now-dead YKYPMGTMW...)

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Mario Maniac · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2002, 05:21:07 AM »

Won't anybody answer all these questions?

Maybe we should e-mail Deezer (the creator of this site) with all these questions, maybe he can answer them!

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GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2002, 11:00:45 AM »

I think Booster is custody of Square. So Ninteendo can't use him without Square's Permission. But you've gotta admit, he is one funny nutcase!

And that burning question...
43. Where'd the Koopalings come from?

Go to SMBHQ.com for some of these mysteries. Just go to "Mysteries". Duh!

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2002, 06:46:27 PM »

Why aren't you banned yet?

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GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2002, 11:11:58 AM »

Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?

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frostbite · « **Reply #24 on:** April 20, 2002, 01:42:19 PM »

43: Bowser made love to a female of his species. That's where all children come from.

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 20, 2002, 03:31:02 PM »

46. How do mushrooms slide along the ground?
47. How do 100 coins turn into an extra life?
48. How do extra lives work, anyway?
49. Why does Mario wear the same clothes in every adventure?
50. And does he ever get them washed?

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Paper Mario · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2002, 07:45:26 PM »

idiots!I posted a topic that i would awnser Mario Mysteries!I'll bring it back to life.

GoldenYoshi · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2002, 08:15:15 PM »

Man, that's the 2nd post about me copying someone else's subject? I didn't see it!

Mushrooms slide on the ground because... The bottom of them are all slippery and move around. or, my far-fetched explanation:
They are Toads inside costumes!

Yeah, why does Mario wear the same outfit every time? I think a good explination is that from paper Mario, in Peach's Room (You know, Peach's Dress wardrobe), is like Mario's closet. Another one is from SMRPG (Mario's Pad, the walls).

I've answered my own mystery!
Q:"Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?"
A: He's practicing his aim with them!

Q:"Why does Bowser have an axe at the end of his bridges in SMB?"
A: So he can cut off the route to The Mushroom Retainers in case of emergency.
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Insane Steve · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2002, 08:29:53 PM »

This one's kinda dumb, but, Why hasn't Yoshi gotten revenge for the "Cheese Bridge Incident"? You all know what I mean.

And what is the name of the First Goomba in SMB1? I think it is named Chester. Any Ideas?

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