Hey, didja hear about my new plan? I'm going to do into a McDonald's, order some fries, and sue after poking my eye out with one because the box didn't make it clear that French fries couldn't be used as eyedroppers!
I'll be a millionaire!
*cough* ahem. America could be the greatest nation ever, if only the right people were running it. But, the right people are smart enough to know not to try and run it. A brutal Catch-22. As it stands, however, America is the cynic's paradise, a place where there's a sardonic rant around every corner (quite literally). I'd go on, but I have to go, quite fortunately.
~I.S.~