Grand Theft Fungus: Mushroom Kingdom. In this M-rated game for the N8, you control Mario, who, after Bowser killed Peach, got so drugged and boozed up, he doesn't know what he's doin'. The controls are completely random, and every five minutes Mario throws up and falls on the ground asleep. But, be warned, if you play it for twelve hours, Mario goes into hangover mode, in which you lose control of him and he sleeps and pukes everywhere for another twelve hours. (NOTE: You cannot skip this) At the end of the game, Mario realizes that there's no plot at all to it and falls asleep for one week straight (Once again, you cannot skip this) and then wakes up to tell you that you've beaten the game. Plus, if you listen closely (Max volume, head against TV) you can hear Mario whisper some spoilers for Grand Theft Fungus 2: Beanbean Kingdom. This game is not available in the following continents: North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, and Europe. This game is only available on Easter Island on Febuary 34, 4678 for the low low price of eight-thousand six hundred thirty-nine dollars and nine-hundred ninety-nine cents. Enjoy!
A funny story:
A boy from my art class was jokingly acting like an evil demon-type thing. When queryed "Why don''t you act like a man?" he accidentely replied "I''''m not a man."
