A hardly has an appetite, and pokes at food too long
B can barely bother, because all the food is wrong
C eats only candy, and chocolate by the box
And D is just disinterested in anything you've got
But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
So toss it on a plastic plate
Or stick it with a fork
Serve it with a shovel
Or serve it on a spork
Yeah, E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
F is far too fussy, and only eats with fancy wine
G eats only gourmet, but never can decide
H burns food so horrible
All I tastes is smoke
J just likes drinking juice
And K drinks only soda
But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
E's eating in a moving car
E's eating upside-down
E's eating in a spaceship
E's eating off the ground
L and M and N and P won't start 'til O arrives
Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight
U and V and W are worn out from this song
And X and Y just will not share and will not get along
But E eats everything
Yeah, E eats everything
But look out now, here it comes, that final letter Z
Now Z's not like the other letters
Z's only eating Es
Yeah, Z eats Es
Yeah, Z eats Es
Z eats Es
Yeah, Z eats Es