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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 06:22:42 PM »

Ok ok so your ***** does 1d4 damage when given a full round of attack.

Peachs boobs are +1 crossbows.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 06:13:30 PM »

mario loses his dex modifier to his AC making it 0.

Peach has a DC4 of strength, which you pass with only your modifier(!)

Your free to ravage.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 05:56:11 PM »

You look around finding no one in your way. You rush into the castle and find a set of steps leading upward.

You quickly slam the door and lock it shut then run up the stairs quickly.

At the top you stop at a door, there is moaning inside. You quickly break open the door only to find Mario and Peach doing...er...stuff.

Enraged you lift your axe.

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Video Game Chat / Re: gamecube, xbox, or ps2????

« on: August 10, 2002, 05:53:06 PM »

Xbox is a better system in all manor.

There are app. 5000 reasons why but let me go into a few.

1st. Better games.

Someome mentioned that you have to wait for GC games to come out? Well by that time there will be even BETTER xbox games, Ninja Gaden, "Project Ego", etc.

2nd Hardware

The xbox has some serious hardware. This lets it have access to some awsome computer games like MARROWIND, etc.

Basically game cube fans can say all they want about how its better, well its just not. They usally say "Well halo is the only good game" when in reality they are only kidding themselves.

The clame that game cube will be better in the future. When in reality theres no reason what so ever that you SHOULD NOT by a Xbox over a game cube in a few months.



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General Chat / Re: Here Be Dragons

« on: August 10, 2002, 05:24:21 PM »

add: also this post got its name from Medieval map makers who warned on sections of their maps ..... "Here be dragons!"

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General Chat / Re: Here Be Dragons

« on: August 10, 2002, 05:21:53 PM »

well I just said its a theory that dragons never existed.


Lets look at the facts shal we?

1-Almost every major culture in some regine of the world has some sort of lore about dragons, Chinese, Eourpe, South America, Aferica. They all mention dragons.... there is no other creature which appears in more lore than dragons

2-Dinosaurs (the word) were not invented until 1800's. Dragons is the only word in english we know of to describe the creatures.

But old wrightings do mention "Behemoths, lizards, etc."

3- It is generally accepted if dragons existed they died out awhile back.

4-Dragons obiously do not exist today at least in explored regins.

5- There are no compelete factualy accounts of dragons (Except medievel lore which we assaume is just stories)


However posting a picture of a komoto dragon certenly does not prove they exist :p



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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 04:44:05 PM »

this is cool, its like a chat...Ill try to stay on as long as possibal.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 04:43:33 PM »

Ok you hop off the truck, its a surprise bonous (+4) on top of your greataxes +1...

Add that on top of your already +4 melee attack and you get +9...you roll a 13, his AC is 10... more than enough....

Even with your -4 penality of "called shot" which you aimed for his genitals. You still hit square on. Pearcing his cloth with your massive axe.


:: Wario hops off the wagon screaming and swings his axe. He lops the poor mans balls right off and he takes 1 damage...screaming and on the ground. A turn later you do a finishing blow, killing him.

Your sure the guards heard because you hear shouting and people coming at you.

Behind you are the royal stables and to your left (west) is a door to the main keep of the castle. ::

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 04:18:08 PM »

Ok I got your info, whats up with the z's? Oh well I guess its the "BZZ" bit.

Well I recommend you replace your normal Masterwork Great Axe with the Great Axe of Smiting. Rembember you can spend upwards of 2000 gp on equiptment and since thats the only weapon you perchised I recommend it.

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The driver is talking to a guard about where to put the hay. He mentions something about the royal stables. As the coach pulls away you hop back inside. Soon the driver pulls up to the stable and gets out.

He yanks off a pitch fork off the side of the wagon and walks around tword the back...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario D20

« on: August 10, 2002, 03:44:33 PM »

you sure can...

Well your enough to play I suppose, Ill e-mail you some ground rules then we can begin.




Start:



You start in a bushel of hay atop a large hay cart bound for the castle.

This is your chance! Everything you have been waiting for all these years! You can finally destroy all those nausating doo-gooders.

The hay cart turns the bend and clops right into the castle, past all the fortifications which hindired you before.

The hay cart stops in the square and you can hear people talking...what do you do?"

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: August 10, 2002, 03:21:30 PM »

Why yes Ill have a ***** enhancing +1 to all saves and +2 to general melee attack bonous with a DEX mod of +2 dragon tale brew....

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General Chat / Re: New Signature

« on: August 10, 2002, 02:46:32 PM »

what is all that french?

My sig is the best!

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General Chat / Re: Here Be Dragons

« on: August 10, 2002, 02:42:55 PM »

Well no, actually Dungeons and Dragons is a RPG which is kind of like a board game only with more rules and less "board" element.

Now dragons never really existed (so we assume, dragons are much like dinosaurs) and were dotted in many many lore through out many countries and cultures.

Dungeons are sort of like medievel jails. They held prisoners and torchered them, and killed them.

Some were very large and elaborate and in this game you can go pretty much anywhere (Its like a euro-fantasy enviroment so think Robin Hood) including a dungeon searching for treasure, monsters, etc.


Now dungeons as well as castles which usally housed them went away with the dawn of gunpowder around the 1500's.

During the 1700's gunpower was much more refined and shaped firearms (Muskets) and cannons and even morters.(Cannons which fire in upward trejectories and explode like a barrel of gunpowder)



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General Chat / Re: HI!

« on: August 10, 2002, 02:23:01 PM »

hello bizz...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario or Wario Who is better

« on: August 10, 2002, 02:17:34 PM »

Lets break this down to a competitive sort of judging rules shal we?

I heartly recommend the D20 system by Wizards Of the Coast. (Infamous for making the Dungeons and Dragons game)

Well in this matter wario would be a larger person, and defently has a larger constipation score which would give him more HP.


Mario may have a higher dexteritary however his DEX bonous to his armor class may not be significate enough compared to wairos large size.

Wario also has a skill which BIZZ called a "Ass Slam"

Now this "Ass Slam" would probely be a unblockable attack with a Reflex save of 15, now thats wheres marios speed comes in.

However, even if he did complete the save he would still have to do another reflex save (D20) in order to aviod the shock wave of warios massive anus colliding with the ground.

now this is a very hard thing to do and mario would probely fall down and lose be very vunrable to another attack considering he would eather have to spend a movement turn getting up or lose his DEX bonous to his AC....

That forces him to get up in fear of another (This time unblocked) ass smash.

Now we get into the damage of the ass smash. I assaume it would be warios general size x his strength modifier or 1d10+4.

Now mario maby have a high reflex save and even a rather high jump skill but I doubt that he can survive pound after pound of wairos smashing.

Now into the situation before. Even if he doges and is not smashed and suffercated (Seeing it extreamly difficult with marios strenth mod to get out of wairos grapple)

He will be bashed by warios bash attack. This attach will probely be the same as the smash only with out the weight mod (1d6+4)

This is a rather considerable attack.

Marios offenses consists of basically the same thing, however if he mangaes to get a flower he gains a flame attack (2d13+3) which is quite mighty.

But we also must assaume that wario could get his infamous powerups. Which would even the playing field considerably.


Taking those factors into consideration I must say that wario would win and convration with mario unless mario was pre-flowered.

Also, Super Wario Land 2 for game boy was possibaly the best game boy (orginal, not color or pocket) game ever made.



Edit: If you dont understand this...well trust me Wario would win.
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Edited by - D&DMan on 8/10/2002 1:19:51 PM