Yo, let's remember that there was a Starcraft on Nintendo. Therefore, here's my version:
Crash comes up to Mario, starts fighting with him. Mario not in mood to fight, runs away. 24 Zerg Zerglings unburrow to attack Crash Bandicoot. Now, as he's running, a force of 12 marines lead by Hyperion Jim Raynor come from the other side. A force of Protoss Zealots & Dragoons led by Fenix, General of Protoss Forces, and Mojo, Praetor of Aiur, surround Crash.
Crash: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Meanwhile, Mario comes up. The Zerglings let him pass.
Mario: You're mine Crash!"
Jim Raynor then shoots a laser battery and kills Crash.
Mario: Raynor, he was mine!
Jim Raynor: Whatever.
NINTENDO WINS! Playstation has to trust Lara Croft.
So basically, this came out to be Playstation vs. Blizzard Entertainment
you b@$tard. you ruined my story so im not working on it. and you hate me cuz i like crash. you f##king bigot.if i leave its cuz you. i hope when you sleep about it you dream about it. when you dream about i hope you scream about. because your conscience eats at you and you cant breath wthout me. so you can flame me all you want, so F##K YOU JERK. hope you die.
crash: d@#N! sexy fujins on snubbull shima!