I know exactly what I would do.
I would kidnap Vidgmchtr when no one could see or hear, and wait until there was a victor. I'd kill the victor, cook him or her, feed him to Vid (so he or she would be defeated) and then Tase Vid to death. I'd be the winner!
But now that I've posted this, this is all what you're expecting me to do! But alas, this was my plot--to distract you! Oh but which is the truth? The plot above, or this statement that the plot above is a lie? This alone should confuse you long enough for me to sneak a 1-hit KO on you all! But now you're ready for that so I could use another plan! Ahahahahahaa!!