Author Topic: BOWSER'S FINAL DEATH!!!!! (Read 8404 times)

superstarMASIAH · « **on:** November 24, 2004, 02:22:47 PM »

Here is the deal. You, come up with a horrible death that king koopa himself could never comeback from! Do not use or embelish any1 elses!

Here's mine!
Bowser's goons suddenly figure out that they are getting knowwhere being evil, so they all confront him at once and commit mass suicide, so the impact around bowser is so unbearable that bowser disinigrates into nothing!!!!

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

SuperSonic_Yoshi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2004, 03:00:48 PM »

Dude, I don't think any of us want's the King of the Koopas to snuff it. He's to cool of a villain. Also, Should't this be in the story boards?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2004, 03:06:50 PM »

Bowser falls into a pit of lava.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2004, 03:34:28 PM »

I don't think he can die. He falls in a pit of lava in one game, down a bottomless pit in another, gets hit by 5 bombs, etc. etc., and comes back, every time.

SuperSonic_Yoshi · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2004, 03:38:37 PM »

Maybe he always makes sure to have a few extra lives with him every single time.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2004, 05:29:42 PM »

Will he ever except defeat???

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

Suffix · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2004, 06:36:19 PM »

Of course he won't. Bowser is indestructable! His plots never cease to appear! You get the idea.

n/a · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2004, 07:05:27 PM »

Dude, you just can't get rid of Bowser. End of story. Don't even try it. Besides, then Nintendo would have to make some new villain, and ten to one it'd be crap. So stick with Bowser.

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2004, 07:54:30 PM »

I never said it would actually happen, this was suppossed to be a "think outside the box activity"! The dude was the only one to trie, and i have to say he didnt trie very hard, no offense to the Dude. Mario would be ashamed of you all!

*after all, iguess mario's job will never be done!*

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2004, 07:57:39 PM »

Um, actually, LD's post was a very good one.

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:03:35 PM »

What I meant was, that it wasnt very creative. He could have said(or at least i would have)"Bowser meracuosly trips and falls into his own steaming lava pit!"
Hope it made sense.

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

Luigison · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:24:07 PM »

I think I let Bowser die in Super Mario RPG, but I don't remember how. Maybe he has a huge stash of Life Shroom.

Since he is cold blooded maybe he could freeze to death.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:34:12 PM »

He eats too many bean burritos and gets really bad gas that makes him explode.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME IN THE CHATROOM! IT''S NOT o_O! IT''S o_0! OH-UNDERSCORE-ZERO!

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:41:38 PM »

That was great, o_0! USE THIS AS AN EXAMPLE!

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:48:09 PM »

But Bowser didn't trip. The bridge collapsed.

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

beatswithoutlyrics · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:50:39 PM »

I say to shoot him with a poison dart in the tail...that'd take care of him.

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superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2004, 08:53:05 PM »

These arent supposed to be from the games! These are suppossed to be from you, as a mario lover!

*The game cartridge is your box, and you cant find a way out*

addressed to Red Paratroopa

this is the WAFFLE! The emblem of our land! You can shove it in a bottle or hold it in your hand!

Edited by - superstarMASIAH on 11/24/2004 6:55:53 PM

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2005, 03:55:38 AM »

Bowser falls over while walking along a narrow cliff which was surrounded by lava. He falls on his back, and gets stuck there. He remains there for 3,000 years, dies from boredom, and Kamek the 87th comes, sees Bowser, and gives him a Life Shroom. "Yippee!" he yells. "Bowser lives!" He jumps up and down, and Bowser is quite happy as well, until the constant jumping-up-and-down of Kamek causes the cliff to break off, and to fall into lava. Kamek flies off, but Bowser, being stuck to the cliff, dies.

Oh, and if we should stick with Bowser, then why do we want Smithy, Wart and Tatanga back?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2005, 12:05:24 AM »

Bowser dies of old age so dose Mario, Luigi and Peach and the new Mario genaration (SP) begins.

Metal Bowser · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2005, 08:18:42 PM »

Bowser finds mario's cap then he put it on and turned into mario and then the koopa kids saw him thought he was mario and pulled out mecha mega bowser then he(mecha mega bowser)bit off bowser's head.

Metal Bowser · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2005, 08:22:02 PM »

oops forgot and and... super in mecha mega bowser

Ironfoot · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:50:19 PM »

He's too cool to die. I mean, Mario tries to kill him and all that, but he's just way too cool.

Master Mario · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2005, 12:07:41 AM »

Be extra nice to him! That way, he'll lose his dark powers and shrivel up while eating pizza.

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

VorceBlade · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2005, 11:17:45 AM »

Ohhh! I know, he rolls on his back and dies.

(Hes a turtle, get it haha?)

Metal Bowser · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2005, 08:03:36 PM »

Superstar can i mak another 1?

VorceBlade · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2005, 10:42:40 PM »

No, giant Mario should stomp on him.

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superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2005, 05:41:51 AM »

Sure, make as many as you want.

O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.

yoshimastar · « **Reply #27 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:15:34 PM »

Here's the skinney, Bowser almost always uses the power of the stars to help him. Enventually the magic wrecks his mind into such a state that it drives him insane. This is somthing of a spin off of a story of Bowser's dad. Yes! The mysterys of the time before Mario shall be revield! I am the only human who knows it, I've been to the Mushroom World! Mario and co has told me everything! The great war of the Koopas greed will be told!

yoshimastar · « **Reply #28 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:18:00 PM »

If anyone has any intrest in finding out where the Koopas and Bowser's dad came from email me. And help my site http://www.freewebs.com/mariosstory/

CashCrazed · « **Reply #29 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:26:36 PM »

I'd destroy every Mario video game containing any mention of Bowser in the world, destroy all other references to him anywhere else, and then erase the memories of him from every human being on the planet so that the knowledge that Bowser ever did, does, or will exist is completely gone forever.

Beat that!

If I had a dollar for every brain you don`t have, I`d have one dollar.

Watoad · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2005, 09:30:46 PM »

Come on, CashCrazed. Don't entice him.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."