Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1496644 times)

Dr. Mario · « **on:** February 20, 2004, 04:27:07 PM »

*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?

*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles

Why does Luigi wear green?

*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question.

-START-
Why does Mario like red?

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:39:35 PM »

It hides the blood when he gets killed.

Why does Luigi like green?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Markio · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:56:04 PM »

Because brunettes look good in green.

Why do octopi live in the ocean?

Edited by - Markio on 2/20/2004 2:56:43 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2004, 04:56:39 PM »

Because they can

Why is Peach so easy to kidnap?

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:01:51 PM

TEM · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:08:12 PM »

She wants to be kidnapped, she's an attention hog.

How come an Italian plumber can breath underwater and a blue hedghog can't?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:11:01 PM »

Because blue hedgehogs don't have gils.

What is the meaning of life?

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

TEM · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:14:01 PM »

42.

What is with those tanooki's and their giant genitals?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:17:44 PM »

Umm... I don't know what your talking about!

Why do people hate Nintendo?

This is my 1300th post! Yay for me!
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:18:27 PM

TEM · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2004, 05:47:16 PM »

LD, will you lay this quack out with some tanooki trivia?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/20/2004 3:47:33 PM

Markio · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2004, 06:05:39 PM »

Why make a topic for this? heehee

If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2004, 06:10:10 PM »

OK off the topic of Tanookis and back to the game...

Why do people hate Nintendo?

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

andrew67 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2004, 06:42:21 PM »

Because they keep making Pokemon games.

Why is Mario a plumber instead of getting a better job?

Lt Mou · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2004, 07:12:09 PM »

Because he has an excuse to wear overalls all the time.

Why do Yoshies wear shoes?

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2004, 07:45:11 PM »

So they don't get their toenails dirty.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Popple · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2004, 07:50:18 PM »

Because it hides their hideous mutant twins growing from their ankles.

[edit] I was typing when chupperson was posting.

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)

Edited by - Popple on 2/20/2004 5:51:27 PM