Cashcrazed, you are a funny little b*stard!
I had an idea a while ago, to make a game about Mario's past called "Mario's 19th Year" This is where he drinks, has s.ex with Peach, and him and Bowser put on the Drunken Show, and Koopa the Quick is tipsy! The Hammer Bros. and the Hand jobs was funny. Perhaps, Toad can pick up chicks, then get a b.oner in his pants, and well, the rest writes itself! Goombas can be jumped on, and blood sprays everywhere. Then you see two piranha plants making out, and one blooper on the other, and they are "mating". Wario can smoke cigars, and so can Waluigi. Then they get caught on fire, and jump in water. Luigi gets tipsy, and then Yoshi tongues strangers, the horny little devil.
Although an M Mario game probably wouldn't happen, it's nice to see ideas, and that there might be an M Mario game. If it's so for babies (I don't agree) they should make one for adults!