Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1303229 times)

Suffix · « **Reply #585 on:** October 15, 2004, 04:47:57 PM »

Super Monkey Ball.

Why is Mario's voice performed in a rather high pitch?

-Ian "Suffix"

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #586 on:** October 15, 2004, 07:39:23 PM »

Because his tight overalls constrict his chest.

Why does Bowser change shape and color during his transition from SMB to SMB3?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

TEM · « **Reply #587 on:** October 16, 2004, 02:22:57 PM »

One of the Koopa Kids put dye in his shower head.

Will anyone ever point out that the last line in Hope(N Forever)'s signature is grammatically incorrect?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Luigison · « **Reply #588 on:** October 16, 2004, 02:36:01 PM »

Laughs and points. Laughs and points.

What happened on Oct. 16th?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #589 on:** October 18, 2004, 07:13:13 AM »

Something weird and freaky!

If a mushroom citizen had a bowl of mushroom soup for lunch, is that considered cannibalism?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Suffix · « **Reply #590 on:** October 18, 2004, 08:53:42 PM »

No, regular mushrooms are nonsentient (I hope), and therefore are "food," not beings. Mario eats mushrooms almost constantly, doesn't he?

Why do most "Toads" look alike?

-Ian "Suffix"

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #591 on:** October 19, 2004, 05:52:28 AM »

They all originated from the same "Mother 'Shroom"!!

If Luigi had to wear a tutu, why didn't he took some ballet lessons?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #592 on:** October 19, 2004, 06:35:31 AM »

They are too expensive.

What do you plant to produce seedless watermelons?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #593 on:** October 19, 2004, 09:54:23 AM »

A watermelonless seed...

Why would Bowser want to kidnap the princess while wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Suffix · « **Reply #594 on:** October 19, 2004, 04:43:00 PM »

'Cause tutus seem to be "in" lately. Weird.

What would happen if Mario began to eat Chinese food all the time?

-Ian "Suffix"

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #595 on:** October 20, 2004, 10:04:23 AM »

He might get 'Bean Fever' again.

Why did Luigi go to bed wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #596 on:** October 20, 2004, 07:01:15 PM »

ENOUGH WITH THE TUTUS!!! You're putting bad images in my head.

Why is the beetle thing in the Sonic stage "Egg Quarters" invincible?

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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #597 on:** October 21, 2004, 01:39:17 AM »

Because the game designers were feeling mean.

Are all Hammer Bros. related to one another?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #598 on:** October 21, 2004, 01:56:51 AM »

No, they just look like each other...

Just one more 'tutu' question:
Can you believe that Luigi and Bowser would do some performance on stage while wearing their tutus?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #599 on:** October 21, 2004, 02:19:57 PM »

No.

How come in SMB3 and SMW, Dry Bones are unaffected by fire, when in Paper Mario, they are weak against any fire-based move?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.