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NintendoExpert89

« Reply #645 on: November 11, 2004, 08:07:29 AM »
Feed him Spongebob extract.

Why are nuns so easy to impress?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

boomstix

« Reply #646 on: November 11, 2004, 08:40:36 AM »
Because they tip well.

Who was the first person to say "I'm going to take this chicken and eat whatever comes out of its butt?"

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Edited by - boomstix on 11/11/2004 6:43:04 AM
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #647 on: November 11, 2004, 10:35:33 AM »
A crazed vegatarian, perhaps.

   Why on earth are Goombas brown?

Hope(N Forever)

« Reply #648 on: November 11, 2004, 11:04:18 AM »
To make them look like very bad 'shrooms, plus it's good camouflage...

Why does Mario want to kick Bowser's butt, even if he didn't kidnap the princess?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #649 on: November 11, 2004, 02:43:30 PM »
Read The Prophecy and find out.  Oh, you said if he DIDN'T kidnap her?  Uh... because Mario likes to kick butts.  He likes the way his leather shoe forcefully smacks against someone's rump and knocks them over.

Why is a mouse when it runs? (that's actually a real question from some book I read)

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:45:46 PM
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #650 on: November 11, 2004, 10:36:14 PM »
"Yes. Time travel is possible...." (That's an answer from a book I read.)

"Pretty deep stuff for the New York night crowd, don't you think?"  (A question from the same book.)
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #651 on: November 12, 2004, 06:37:24 AM »
A rat.

Does anyone know which country will Bush declare war on next?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
AA fanboy and proud!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #652 on: November 12, 2004, 08:04:29 AM »
California.

Why is Kung Fu so stupid?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #653 on: November 12, 2004, 08:48:36 PM »
It's not a animate being, it has no intelligence to speak of.

What does have intelligence to speak of?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
0000

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #654 on: November 12, 2004, 09:38:59 PM »
Lizard Dude.  He would never end a sentence with "of".

Why should the second addition come first?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

SuperSonic_Yoshi

« Reply #655 on: November 14, 2004, 12:49:29 PM »
24!

Why do most Mario fans hate Sonic?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #656 on: November 14, 2004, 06:10:56 PM »
Only on days of the week that end in "y".

Where's the seventh side of this dice?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #657 on: November 14, 2004, 06:46:07 PM »
On the main side.

Why does WTMK continuously play Wario GB music?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #658 on: November 14, 2004, 07:16:27 PM »
It is possesed with Stanley's ghost.

When does MEGAߥTE say something MEGAHERTZ?

“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #659 on: November 15, 2004, 07:27:03 AM »
When he's talking through a MEGAPHONE!

Are friends electric?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
AA fanboy and proud!
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