Author Topic: Where Nintendo's genetics went wrong. (Read 14117 times)

BP · « **Reply #45 on:** June 04, 2005, 07:12:30 PM »

I'm way off topic here, but I didn't want to start a new topic for no reason: What would a Shy Guy's face look like? The only time we've seen them is in Luigi's Mansion, with the masked ghosts, but those weren't actual Shy Guys.

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Latias Dita · « **Reply #46 on:** June 04, 2005, 07:28:16 PM »

Maybe it's...another mask XD!

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boomstix · « **Reply #47 on:** June 04, 2005, 08:32:00 PM »

...So there's an endless amount of masks that a Shy Guy has to carry around on his face?

I knew it!

And don't ever try to take them all off! By the time you take the last mask off you'll be DEAD.

BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

Suffix · « **Reply #48 on:** June 04, 2005, 08:46:05 PM »

If I remember correctly, there was a bit of fan art somewhere where a person guessed as to what was beneath the masks... Just a moment...

Ah, here it is. Scary.

From a thread entitled "Mario Monsters Unleashed." There's a great Ninji sketch on page 3.

Edited by - Suffix on 6/4/2005 7:51:43 PM

Latias Dita · « **Reply #49 on:** June 04, 2005, 09:14:33 PM »

Creepy! I'd rather Shy Guys have an endless amount of mask than see that face!

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BP · « **Reply #50 on:** June 07, 2005, 01:18:01 PM »

...that made me LAUGH!!!!! If they had faces like that, they wouldn't wear masks. They could scare Mario and the person playing the game away!

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goodie · « **Reply #51 on:** June 07, 2005, 02:21:15 PM »

http://www.i-mockery.com/pixelpals/default.php?issue=1

Edited by - goodie on 6/7/2005 1:22:08 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #52 on:** June 07, 2005, 10:16:04 PM »

I love how the voice comes from the mask in the last panel of the iMockery.

> I'm not saying we came from monkeys. That's absurd and no scientist believes it, but we are related to the other hominoids and share well over 90% of our DNA with most of them.

Yeah, we came from orangutangs.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #53 on:** June 08, 2005, 09:43:59 PM »

Good thing we didn't come from orangutans.

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #54 on:** June 09, 2005, 05:29:07 PM »

*could go for some Tang*

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bladeofLUIGl · « **Reply #55 on:** June 09, 2005, 05:37:10 PM »

Who are we most genetically connected torwards?

I''m back!
(the other luigifan)

Suffix · « **Reply #56 on:** June 09, 2005, 06:19:32 PM »

Mario! It explains a lot, doesn't it?

BP · « **Reply #57 on:** June 09, 2005, 07:24:33 PM »

That reminds me of a topic about Il Piantissimo... There was a debate about Mario's species. Flatly, he's a human with a large nose, like Ray Romano, but more round. I would consider it the end of the world if Nintendo made Mario Games realistic; If they made the characters look like real people with normal noses...

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #58 on:** June 09, 2005, 07:33:06 PM »

luigifan8: orangutans

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."

Latias Dita · « **Reply #59 on:** June 10, 2005, 01:02:22 AM »

I thought we share about 97% of our DNA with chimpazees, making them the closest (It doesn't mean we evolved form chimps, but it could mean we share a common ancestor).

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