And now it's storytime!!!
I go into the living room and my mom's watching reality TV. "Hey, mom, what's for dinner?" "Leftovers!!" "NOOOOO!!! I don't want chicken pasta again!" So I look in the fridge and I pull out a nice almost empty package of baconI throw a couple of strips in the microwave and notice that 2:55 is already on the clock, so I nuke it for 2:55. It came out more crisp than I like it but less crisp than I expected so I'm happy. I chop up a tomato, rip some lettuce out of the head and oh no! There's no BREAD! Well, there was white bread but I'm a wheat bread fan. I say "Mom, there's no wheat bread!" "Cut up some of the bread in the fridge." It turns out that bread is hard as a rock and by the time I've sawed off a slice I'm ready to give up. And it came out to be a bite sized sandwich. So I got some different bread and that worked better. BLTs pwn.
Yeah, I'm just kind of tired of how this topic only gets one-sentence posts.