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Video Game Chat / YKYOWNW...

« on: August 07, 2006, 09:04:30 AM »

This topic's title stands for "you know you're obsessed with nintendo when..." and we post just that. For those who haven't played this type of "game", you basically just post ways you know you're obsessed with nintendo. Like these ones:

You know your obsessed with nintendo when...
- You accually bought the virtual boy.
- You plan on buying a PS3 for the sole purpose of smashing it and saying "Nintendo rocks. Boo Sony!"
- When You under-go plastic sugery to make your nose look more like Mario's.
- When you travel for hours on a plane to Japan and find the location of Mr.Iwata's house, just so you can ask him to sign your DS.

Now you can try.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario from A to Z!

« on: August 07, 2006, 08:30:45 AM »

Y is for yoob, the huge yoshi from the shroob's planet

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Mario Chat / Re: Super Mario RPG GBA/DS Remake?

« on: August 06, 2006, 10:44:10 AM »

I would love a remake of SMRPG. I never got it for the SNES amd I'm eager to play it. Hopfully, it would have some added content, like some new sidequests and enemies. It would be for the DS, since the DS has all the buttons of the SNES.

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Forum Games / Re: Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 05, 2006, 08:12:12 PM »

There are a couple ways I can solve this,
1}I take the rubber band, open the door, pull back the rubber band, aim for his face and fire. As he's crying in pain, I'll run like the wind!
2}I'll grab the rat, open the door and throw the rat at him yelling "get 'em, spanky!" While the rat is fighting the person, I will run out of there faster than you can say "What the?!"
3}I'll grab the popcorn tin open the door and say to the person, " How about we stop this feud and have some popcorn?" We'll shake hands and walk into the sunset.
4}I'll wear the blanket over my head and gently pick up the rat, holding it as if it were a baby. After opening the door, I'll say to the person, "Could you spare the life of a poor mother and her starving child?" He'll thing I'm insane and decides that my life is pitiful enough already, and lets me go. When I'm out of his sight, I'll make a run for it.

You wake up chained to the bottem of a deep pit. The pit is to deep to climb out of with your hands. You can see your worst enemy at the top of the pit, beside a cement mixer. He plans to cement in the pit you are currently at the bottem of. Your two arms and and your legs are chained tightly to the ground. In your grasp, you have a match, a box of tissues and pen. Out of your reach is a fishing hook and broken handgun with no bullets in it. The pit will be cemented in 60 seconds. Go.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Videogame Movies

« on: August 05, 2006, 03:40:00 PM »

Acctually, Glorb, the tetris movie was supposed to be joke. But your idea is funny, as well.

Oh, and as for the VJ movie, I think Arnold Swartzenager(sp?) would play Joe. But he wouldn't speak, just lip sync. Bob D. Barker (Joe's voice actor) would do the voiceovers for him.

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General Chat / Re: Which of these cats would you drive?

« on: August 05, 2006, 03:12:20 PM »

I would pick #2 cause of it's wacked out design, but I know people would laugh at me for driving it =(. Instead, I would drive #1. It looks pretty cool, I guess...

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Mario Chat / Re: Sonic/Mario crossover?

« on: August 04, 2006, 11:06:11 PM »

A Mario/sonic crossover may sound cool, but I think it wouldn't take off. The plot would probably be somthing cheesy like, Sonic and Mario were walking along one day when suddenly they find a conveniently placed portal that teleports them to each others realm!. But if a game like that was every made, I imagine Mr.Miyamoto and The Sonic Team would join forces in order to develop the game. The level design would feature elements found in both sonic and mario games.. Enemies from both series would appear, as well as some new ones. The game would take a page from the mega man X series, at any given time when you press select, Mario/Sonic switches with the other. It would come out exculsively for the DS.

But a crossover wouldn't work. People don't think too lively of crossovers other then SSB. It would be too risky.

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General Chat / Re: Snakes on a Thread

« on: August 04, 2006, 10:34:55 AM »

How 'bout this one? Planet of the snakes.

"Wait a minute... this is our planet! NOOOO!!! You darn, dirty snakes!"

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Forum Games / Re: Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 04, 2006, 10:04:58 AM »

Using my feet, I grab the chainsaw from under my seat. Again, using my feet, I use the chainsaw to cut open the staight jacket. Those yoga lessons really payed off, huh? Then, I throw the sandwich out of the window. When the monsters are distracted by the sandwich, I get out of my car and use the chainsaw to hack n' slash my way to victory! If the monsters eat my chainsaw, then I'll use the wire to choke the monsters.

You were at the zoo one day, looking a the lions. When suddenly, somone pushes you into the lion pit! There are 15 lions in the pit, each one extremely hungry. There is a locked door at the other end of the pit, which is the only way out. On the ground is a empty bucket, a nearly broken shovel, lion you-know-what and human bones. The key to the door is in a lion's mouth. What would you do?

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Mario Chat / Re: Is Game Boy dead?

« on: August 03, 2006, 10:24:47 PM »

Actually, the SP has been succeded by the micro. The GBA, the GBASP and the GBM are all the same system, just different designs and slightly different features. The SP was useful, but the micro was more so for novelty. The micro's screen is brighter, but you can get the same brightnesss on the DS, which can play GBA  games.

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Forum Games / Re: Try escaping this one, Mcgyver.

« on: August 03, 2006, 10:04:25 PM »

Heh, neat thread.

Thanks!

Hm... tough one. I think I got an idea. I'll lay on my side, and rub the rope on the sharp rocks until they snap. Then, I'll grab a card, feel the walls for the door, Then use the card as if it were a credit card; stick it through a crack in the door. Thus opening it.

You're on a plane. The plan is infested with, that's right, snakes! Since the snakes were unleashed, you have hiden in the bathroom. However, the snakes have invaded the bathroom you're hiding in. There's about 30 snakes in the bathroom, all of them came through the door. If move towards the door, the snakes will lunge at you. In the bathroom is an empty toilet paper roll, a toilet brush and a bar of soap. What would you do?

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Forum Games / Re: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper

« on: August 03, 2006, 07:15:14 PM »

The television gives Godzilla indigestion, so he barfs it up.

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: August 03, 2006, 07:09:44 PM »

I don't even own a car.

Pardon?

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Mario Chat / Re: Do you like the new SMB?

« on: August 03, 2006, 06:52:00 PM »

NSMB isn't to bad. As a whole, it's a fun game, but not as good as the older Mario side-scrollers. The initial quest can be beaten in less then 2 days, but there's a bunch of other stuff to keep you busy afterwards. Close, but no cigar. Still, there is alot of fun to be found in NSMB.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Videogame Movies

« on: August 03, 2006, 06:38:57 PM »

 A movie based on tetris would be awesome. It would star a lonely tetris piece, searching for a place in life, but just can't fit in. No one uses him. But one day, he is selected by the tetris god(the player) to go to the tetris championship in "the land beyond the sun". Excited, the tetris peice begins training for the championship. On the way, his father helps him train, and a mysterious figure offers him money if he forfeits the contest. You can just imagine it, can't you?

Seriously, a Viewtiful Joe movie would be cool. The game's plot even takes place in a movie! Casting wouldn't be to hard, considering most of the characters are either human or humanoid. VJ's powers are mostly movie based, like slow and zoom. If you've ever played Viewtiful Joe, you'll know it just begs to be a movie.