*Walks (staggers) to drink table, but accidently grabs the bottle of antifreeze and takes it back.*
Whoa... beeg drinn thssshhh time. *drinks the whole bottle of antifreeze* Havvvve you shhen dee miffun men? Ya, the muffen men, thereeesssssh more tha onnn, yousse kniw. I sheeeen thee of zthe... I shhhoula assshed for fre mifunns! An athneer thingsssh, i sshhhay raw potasho ishh good, ad ---
Hey! What ar yooioooooofsdoooou lookng at? I shhhhhould--- *passes out, maybe due to the drink, maybe due to the antifreeze, can't be sure*
*wakes up 10 hours later in Terre Haute, Indiana.*
Wha...... ok... *Goes back to bar, and is no longer drunk...* Hahaha someone drank a whole bottle of antifreeze! Wonder how much money they got from that! I'll have a Black Russian.
Bartender: It's right there! It's been sitting there for 10 ho---
Me: You must be psychic! Thanks.
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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...
CYNICMAN!!!!!
That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!
Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!