Not an edit: I tend to forget names sometimes.
Let's see. I am DRS. That stands for Da Real Shiggy. Wait, that's not right. It's Dirty Rotten Stinking. No, not that either. FR for Filthy Rich would be better.
According to my email I am dr_shows. So, my last name must be Shows. So what does the dr mean. Doctor? Well, one of the math teachers and a few students call me Doctor Shows. But, no. It's D. R. Shows. Dennis Ray Shows. I think that's right. But, I have began to wonder lately.
At my last school the annual had me as David Shows for 4 years running. I reminded them every year that my name was Dennis, but... And at my new school my principal calls me David all of the time. Others sometimes call me Dave. I had an interview with a investment person the other day and he had my name as David on one of the papers, but Dennis on the others. Strange.
I once loaned a friend named David; we called him Dave, a few CDs, but he didn't have any I wanted to borrow in return. So, he loaned me his Staff. It is about 5 foot tall and twisted with strange symbols on it. It was Dave's most prized possesion because it was about all he owned, and he had made it himself. I haven't seen him in about a dozen years, and I still have the Staff. Maybe it is cursed.
I like the name David better than Dennis anyway. I think Derik would be even better. Or, I could go back to the German way of spelling my last name. Schaus. "Sc" for small, and "haus" for house.
Derik R. Schaus, that looks cooler than Dennis Ray Shows. But, I'll stick with Luigison just the same. Even if it is made up and includes a typo.
