What Are You Like in the Morning?

[Glorb]

I had been waiting for LD to post that reaction image again.

Up til the time I was nine, my mom would sock me up every morning if she could manage. I forgot she was a grammar Nazi every morning, so it went like this:

Me: "Mom, can you put my socks on?" [the "for me" was implied]
Mom: "Lol but they wouldn't fit me lol!!"
Me: "Haha, that's funny mom, now stfu and clothe my feet."

[Weegee]

I'm incapable of speech in the morning. Any attempts at conversation she makes with me in the car are met with an indescribably contemptuous look.

[ShadowBrain]

When I learned that, for the first minute or two after waking, your mind is in a state basically akin to that of inebriation, I wasn't the least bit surprised; I've said and thought some very odd things after waking up, though usually after a car ride or plane flight.