Author Topic: A Cheesey Mario Story. (Read 5558 times)

Dr. Mario · « **on:** July 21, 2003, 05:26:59 PM »

Rules:
1. This is a Mario story (duh)
2. 1-4 Sentences per post
3. Every post must contain some form of the word cheese (cheese, cheesey, cheesebuger, etc.), or a type of cheese (cheddar, limburger, Swiss, etc.).

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One day Peach invited Mario over to the castle for some cheese.

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/23/2003 1:08:10 PM

Jman · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2003, 08:01:51 AM »

Then Luigi said he cut the cheese because he ripped one.

I go through signatures like a fat guy goes through pants in a week.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2003, 11:01:13 AM »

This made Mario angry. He shouted, "Hey, you weren't even invited! How dare you bring the foul stentch of limburger to this story!" Then Mario threw a block of chedar cheese at Luigi.

Screech · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2003, 11:45:49 AM »

Luigi Countered with a barrage of deadly cheese grenades!

I don't usually get involved with silly stories, but This was so cheesey that I couldn't help it.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2003, 02:34:25 PM »

Mario caught Luigi's cheese grenades, and threw them into the river. Then Wario ate an entire can of cheese whiz.

Dairy King · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2003, 05:22:08 PM »

The cheez whiz then began to spray violently out Wario's nose, because it was Spicy Nacho Cheddar Cheese.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2003, 06:06:27 PM »

Then Wario said, "Mmmm Smells like cheese"

nintendofreak · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2003, 08:14:57 PM »

Then the cheese whiz was all green with
Wario's boogers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I am not going on a diet!"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2003, 08:19:06 PM »

Then Wario used his index finger to get the cheese whiz and boogers out of his nose.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2003, 09:24:05 PM »

Then Waluigi walked in with a Cheese grater in his hands.

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

jon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2003, 11:46:34 PM »

And cheese took over Mariotendo and is now called Cheesetendo!

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Mariotendo-the Mario Side of Nintendo!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2003, 10:22:05 AM »

But that didn't make sence so Mario threw a block of heddar cheese at jon.

Markio · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2003, 08:20:33 PM »

Then jon said, "I'd rather eat cheese." Then he cheesed the cheesy cheese with some cheese until they cheesed.

Cheesy enough for you? &)

Hamster Sauce!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2003, 11:54:44 AM »

Then cheese desided to go for a cheese while cheese ate some chese.

very_shy_guy29 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2003, 02:32:52 PM »

the the cheesey cheese met a PRETZAL! So the cheesey cheese and the PRETZAL combiened to become the Cheesey PRETZAL Covered in Cheesey Cheese.

When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?

I_LikE_CHEeZe · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2003, 02:52:54 PM »

Then everybody went to catsle gave me a million nemos and ate alot of cheese. the end. I win.

"Most parents tell thier children to drink milk to be big and strong... for some reason my parents told me to drink pudding"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2003, 09:43:29 PM »

Then Mario ate some nachos with cheese sause, while Luigi played tennis with Daisy.
-Try to make some sense.

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Donâ€™t make me tie X-Boxes to your feet, and throw you in the ocean.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2003, 03:23:58 PM »

When Daisy won, she said, 'Luigi, you played a cheesy game.'

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2003, 08:05:20 AM »

Then Wario strolled in with Cheese Wiz hanging out of his noze. He took out a bottle of Kraft Parmasian Cheese and dumped it in his mouth. Luigi looked at the cheesey Wario gorging on the cheese and said, "That is the most disgusting use of cheese I have ever seen!" Daisy replied, "Yeah, let's play a cheesey trick on him!"

People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 8/11/2003 7:06:15 AM

very_shy_guy29 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2003, 09:27:31 PM »

So then donkey kong and donkey kong jr. stole wario's and daiy's ceesey cheese. They took a giant thing of chedder chese, put it on a burger and ate cheesey cheese burger on a picnic.

When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?

TLW · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2003, 12:58:24 PM »

then cheasy jockse whwt up your nose

The 2 rulels of success:
1. never tell eneyone everything you know.

MarioBro64 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2003, 01:03:58 PM »

Then the world got attacked by cheese sandwiches! Then Luigi said "Aw cheese!!"

My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P