Seriously, don't. Well, MM had a somewhat meaningful post, so I suppose it's okay.
I own a super-limited-edition mirror-cast, die-cut, holographic, embossed, framed, 500-karot solid-gold diamond-encrusted paper clip.
Okay, it's just shiny, but it's still cool. I also own an original copy of Zork on one of those giant floppy disks.
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)