Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 678868 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1200 on:** March 07, 2003, 08:26:04 PM »

Let's see here.........

Appearance: 3/10 (very skinny and weird looking with VERY dorky appearance, but no acne or anything)
Socialism: 2/10 (I REALLY don't associate with people that well)
Athleticism: 1/10 (let's just leave it at that, shall we? I'm lucky there's even 1 there for me being able to hold up my own weight!)
Luck: 5/10 (very average)
Intelligence: 10/10 (well, what did you expect me to put?)

So I get.........21/50, or 4.2/10. See, I'm an overall worthless person too!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #1201 on:** March 07, 2003, 08:38:09 PM »

4.2 isn't WORTHLESS. I'd say that a score lower than 3 average (15/50) denotes a worthless person. That, and everything MUST be lower than 5/10 (Excluding luck). I mean, someone with a 10 in one thing CAN'T and WON'T be worthless. I think I know about ... 1 worthless person, and here's how I would rate him.

Appearance: 2.5/10 (No better than me.)
Social skills: 2.5/10 (Better than me, a lot more extroverted, but everyone talks about how much they hate him behind his back. Including me.)
Athleticism: 1/10 (He walks with a limp. Sadly, he might get a HIGH SCHOOL LETTER next year for Band, and yet he can't even play his instrument! Need I say more?)
Intelligence: 3/10 (From what I can tell, he's getting about a C- average in normal classes.)
Luck: 3/10 (Better than mine more than likely, but looking at the other things... it can't be TOO much better than mine...)

Adding it up: 2.5+2.5+1+3+3 =12/50, or 2.4/10 overall. And he acts really arrogantly, too.

PS: People with severe genetic disorders (E.G., Trisomy 21) are exempt from grading (It's morally WRONG), except for an automatic 0/10 luck. I mean, if they can barely support themselves, how lucky can they be?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1202 on:** March 07, 2003, 08:52:33 PM »

There are two people in my school related in a way. One is me, the guy nobody wants to be like physically and everybody wants to be like mentally. Then there's the other guy, who's great at athletics but a bit on the dumb side. He's the guy everybody wants to be like physically, and nobody wants to be like mentally. We're the "Opposites". And we don't get along either. He shoves me into lockers and knocks me out of lines, and I shove my greater-than-most-without-trying papers in his face and constantly correct him with a sense of supremecy when he makes his frequent errors on homework. It's just something that goes on here.

ooze · « **Reply #1203 on:** March 07, 2003, 09:18:38 PM »

My god its been a long time. I plan to start coming here regularly again. Once again sorry for all the weirdness if anyone remembers it. I finally finished the brain storm draft of my fanfic.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #1204 on:** March 07, 2003, 09:19:33 PM »

And on the contrast, everyone in my school is too euphoric to shove each other into lockers. Everyone cuts in lines, but no one really says anything. It's amount like an unwritten rule at my school to not say any bad about someone to their face.

As for tests... I'll unknowingly wave my papers in front of everyone's faces when I say things like:

47/50? That's total crap! (Actual quote by me about a math test)

And then there was the time that I got a 46/60 on a Julius Caesar Act 2 Quiz (Reading. My sole academic weakness) and I walked in front of the class and tore it in half in front of everyone. Including the teacher. And the 3 people closest to me when I did this all did worse than 46/60, too. No, I didn't get in trouble for it, either.

Anyways... sometimes my ratings scale does me wrong too... here's someone I KNOW isn't as good a person as me, but gets a far better score.

Appearance: 7/10 (He's actually pretty good looking. I'm not one to judge, seeing as how I don't really look aesthetically at anyone)
Social Skills: 6/10 (Yes, he acts like an idiot a lot, but people like that better than people condesending on them like me.)
Athleticism: 8.5/10 (He's a far better swimmer than I am. Dunno about anything else...)
Luck: 7/10 (He seems pretty lucky.)
Intelligence: 2.5/10 (He's dumb as rocks. He even ACTS dumb. He once mispronounced "assume".)

Total: 7+6+8.5+7+2.5 = 31/50 = 6.2/10.

There you have it. And yet, about 10 times the people in our school would rather be me than him.

EDIT: Welcome back. I didn't see it before.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 3/7/2003 7:20:30 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1205 on:** March 07, 2003, 09:50:34 PM »

Welcome back, Ooze. I was wondering where you went.

Me:
Appearance: 5.5/10 (See photo at my site.)
Social skills: 7.5/10 (I have only a few friends. And I may have a girlfriend, but I'm not sure. With other people, sadly, I must act. I can't really relate to people when in my natural state. Sadly, my facade has started to become my personality.)
Athleticism: 7.5/10 (I can run fast. I can swim moderately well. And I can play basketball. Hehe. Although, my would-be girlfriend can run faster than me, I believe.)
Luck: 6/10 (I have at least 20 four-leaf clovers. Found them all by myself. But that's skill. As far as probabilities go, I'm generally pretty lucky.)
Intelligence: 10/10 (Like CashCrazed says, what do you expect me to put? Besides, you guys know I'm smart. And I can spell the pants off you guys. :-P )

Oh, and you're welcome, CharginChuck.

I know you could still edit the post, CashCrazed. I have an idea how to change the post ID, but I haven't tried it yet.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/7/2003 7:52:16 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1206 on:** March 07, 2003, 10:26:56 PM »

Hmmmmm..........then your average is 36.5/50, or...........7.3/10! But do you STILL think you're better than us?

For the uneditable post thing, first you have to make an HTML post, then edit it in some way, send it, and then it can never be edited again(at least I don't think, not that I have found out how). That's all you're getting out of me about it! Besides, you couldn't figure the HTML secret out by yourself, you had to have Deezer tell you it!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 12:11:20 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1207 on:** March 07, 2003, 10:48:36 PM »

Hmmmm.......that format still needs improvement.................

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1208 on:** March 07, 2003, 11:21:02 PM »

No, I don't think I'm better than you guys. I can just spell better.
Chupperson Weird

Resident Insanity

I have no avatar.Posted - 7 March 2003 21:28 PST

Posts: 4130

Yes, I can use this format! ...Although not as technically brilliantly as you.
As for the uneditable posting, I figured that was the case.
And I figured most of the HTML secret out by myself. Deezer just helped with the last part.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/8/2003 5:39:23 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1209 on:** March 08, 2003, 12:16:38 PM »

Why is everyone here ugly?

(Excepting C. Weird and me)

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

marioguy · « **Reply #1210 on:** March 08, 2003, 12:50:21 PM »

The person they call "Yoshi Girl" is my wife for real. She came to my mansion and then we fell in love while watching the Fairly Odd Parents.

It's ah me Marioguy

ooze · « **Reply #1211 on:** March 08, 2003, 02:05:56 PM »

Yeah...sure....anyway CW could you update me on whatever the heck you guys are talking about?CashCrazed

Resident Hacker

I love this formatPosted - 8 March 2003 12:13 PST

Posts: 1439

I wonder if we should ALWAYS use this format?

Oh yeah, and try making your profile button link to YOUR profile instead of mine.

This format is cool!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 12:12:58 PM

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1212 on:** March 08, 2003, 02:17:01 PM »

Too bad it doesn't raise the topic up to the top of GMC when you post like that. But HOW did you end up with 4000+ posts, CW?

Although, I wonder................

CashCrazed · « **Reply #1213 on:** March 08, 2003, 03:45:38 PM »

TMK HAS GONE CRAZY!

(I love Javascript. There's so much you can do with it)

ooze · « **Reply #1214 on:** March 08, 2003, 05:09:58 PM »

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Did somone slip acid into my rootbeer or somethin?! Hey are any of you fans of TMNT? If so what do you think of the new series on FOX.