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« on: June 19, 2005, 05:04:54 AM »
Is there anything you hate in the Mario universe?

-Too many Mario Parties
-How the CPU always overtakes you in Mario
 Kart 64 at 150cc
-Baby Mario won't stop crying in YI

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 10:19:28 AM »
Well, now that I think about it, there are a few things that I really hate about Mario. Brighton and Twila, from Mario Party 6, are so stupid. I also hate Piantas from Mario Sunshine, and the stage in Paper Mario? I get real close to beating Bowser and Kammy, and the stage freezes me! Groan...that gets real frustrating. But, aside from a few retarded characters and game settings, Mario is all right with me.

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 06:28:01 PM »
-Too many Mario Parties

Other people party more than once every year you know.
-How the CPU always overtakes you in Mario
Kart 64 at 150cc

Or maybe it's because you're not experienced enough.
-Baby Mario won't stop crying in YI

Only if you get hit. All the other times he's very quiet.

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 06:49:09 PM »
 I don't like how he says "Super Mario Sunshine" in the game entitled Super Mario Sunshine. Ever since I saw the trailer, I thought his voice was too high when he said it.

 Aside from that, Mario is great.

« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 08:57:49 PM »
the bosses in super mario sunshine are really stupid.  mario kart double dash lacks freedom.

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2005, 10:27:57 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2005, 07:48:06 PM »
The fact that he got stiffed with the worst animation company in the country (DiC Entertainment) when he got an animated series.
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2005, 08:29:20 PM »
Bowser Jr. bugs me.  Just how he talks, and stuff.  How he always calls Bowser "Papa".  I dunno, maybe I'm being too picky.  I also think that in Super Smash Bros. Melee, Luigi's voice is waaay too high.
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2005, 10:09:58 PM »
- Everything Mario/Luigi says in SMA4

Uhh, can't really think of anything else off the top of my head.

« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2005, 10:46:35 PM »
> "-How the CPU always overtakes you in Mario
Kart 64 at 150cc


Or maybe it's because you're not experienced enough."


No, ALL the Mario Karts have massively cheating AI. Add random items, which skew more powerful when you're behind, and experience has virtually nothing to do with how you place in a Mario Kart.


For a lesson in good AI and non-random items, check out Diddy Kong Racing. And what did that turn out to be? The best N64 game made.


And for the record:


-cheating AI in the Karts

-the poor sound quality in MvDK. The content was fine, but the sample rate sounded low or something...

-blue coins in SMS. If you wanted all Shines, they were each as important as a single Shine. Ugh.



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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2005, 07:25:44 PM »
> -the poor sound quality in MvDK. The content was fine, but the sample rate sounded low or something...


Yeah, that's due to the cruddy GBA sound hardware. I'm quite sure the sample rate was low.

As for something I hate about Mario... I can't really think of anything.



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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2005, 08:07:41 PM »
3 things I hate about Mario is that Mario doesn't talk doing scenes in sms.Super Mario World is too glitchy.Luigi's moves and motions in ssbm makes Luigi sort of retarded.

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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2005, 12:32:09 PM »
The fact that there are more spin-off mario games than actual platform/RPG mario games.



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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2005, 12:47:54 AM »
Not much really, except that people think Mario is only for little kids, but does that count?

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« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2005, 03:38:34 AM »
I don't hate this but why does Baby Mario in YI have a moustache?

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