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« on: April 22, 2008, 04:14:19 PM »
This one's long, but here we go.
There are three men in a plane. They crash land in Iran. The Iranians decide to torture them. They told the Americans go get one fruit from your pantry. The first guy comes back with an apple. They tell the American he has to stick the apple all the way up his butt without laughing or they'll shoot him. He gets about half way there and he laughs. He's dead.The second guy comes back with a banana. He has to do the smae thing. He got almost all the way there, but laughed. In heaven the first guy says to the other guy, "You were almost there, why did you laugh? He replied, "I saw the third guy come back with a pinapple."