Author Topic: Mario and Luigi are dead? (Read 47153 times)

jon · « **Reply #150 on:** June 05, 2003, 10:19:26 PM »

Then Mario's thinking:"What the heck is U-virus?"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #151 on:** June 06, 2003, 12:43:36 PM »

E. Gadd responded, "The U-virus is a side-effect of my cure of the T-virus.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #152 on:** June 06, 2003, 04:47:42 PM »

Mario said,"Then what is T-Virus? I looked it up in the dictionary and saw only T-bone Steak. Besides, I'm not that smart-I'm a plumber! I clean toilets! I fix toilets when you poop and it backs up the toilet! That's my job! I never went to school!"

Jman · « **Reply #153 on:** June 09, 2003, 10:56:49 AM »

Then there was a SARS breakout in the MK.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #154 on:** June 09, 2003, 12:22:56 PM »

Then Mario caught SARS and died.

jon · « **Reply #155 on:** June 09, 2003, 06:12:24 PM »

Then, ghost Mario said,"I died again and I don't know how! WHAT IS THIS STUFF? It's everywhere! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Stevos · « **Reply #156 on:** June 10, 2003, 07:56:10 PM »

Then somehow a clone of Mario fell down a drain of a toilet in subcon that led to...

jon · « **Reply #157 on:** June 10, 2003, 08:22:12 PM »

...the land of Backwards Pants Land!
Mario:Oh, oh my! I am in backwards pants land! I'm home!
jon suddenly walks over to Mario.
jon:Hello, in this place, you can only speak in backwards pants.
Mario:Why aren't YOU in backwards pants?
jon:I rule this place and I don't want to look like a freak!
Mario:So you're calling me a freak?!?
jon:Yes.
Mario:Works for me!

Sapphira · « **Reply #158 on:** June 10, 2003, 09:04:26 PM »

Jon, this "backwards pants" crud is getting to be REALLY old.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

jon · « **Reply #159 on:** June 10, 2003, 09:25:24 PM »

Then I NEED SOMETHING!!! I'm out of ideas!
My last week of school is where my brain sleeps. I'll be in action soon, but for now,

Mario went over to a tree. "Hey, tree, does everything in this land wear backwards pants?"
Tree:Everyone but jon.
Mario:Should I flip my pants so they're backwards?
Tree:Sure.
Mario flips his underpants around.
Mario:Oh, man, when in this position-the underwear goes up my butt! I-feel-a-wedgie-dance-coming! Oh, I do the wegie dance, I do it a lot! I have it up my butt, it's hurting a lot! Dang, a wedgie's a pain, it hurts my brain....hey, aren't I supposed to be dead from something that I had no idea how I died from? Oh well, I guess I'll continue doing my dance until-LUIGI?!?
Luigi ran past Mario and the tree with his underpants on backwards and he's doing a dance.
Luigi:OYMAHOMAYARENFOYIMAGERTIO!
*Translation*I'm doing the "Backwards Pants Dance" with a tree in BPL(Backwards Pants Land)!
Mario:I'll join him!

very_shy_guy29 · « **Reply #160 on:** June 11, 2003, 05:58:53 PM »

Then Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Marill, and Shednja came and raided the funeral. Then everyone said "[wtd] is that dead bug thing!?"

If you realy want to go somewhere where everyone knows your name, why don''t you wear a hat with your name on it?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #161 on:** June 13, 2003, 01:32:02 PM »

Then everyone in BPL revolted against the evil dictator jon!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #162 on:** July 09, 2003, 12:58:47 PM »

Then Mario bought a very expensive pair of socks.

nintendofreak · « **Reply #163 on:** July 12, 2003, 12:49:12 PM »

Then Mario bought a very expensive pair of boxers.

"I am not going on a diet!"

nintendofreak · « **Reply #164 on:** July 12, 2003, 12:49:44 PM »

Then Mario bought a very expensive pair of boxers.

"I am not going on a diet!"